Now.....things on this page are NOT meant to be mean, hateful, hurting, etc. towards Steve (of course) or any other GHer. They are done in good fun and should be looked at in good fun. We know that Steve has a great sense of humor about this stuff, so YOU SHOULD TOO!! LOL!!! Enjoy......
Club member Michele L. and her very creative mind came up with these great spoof pics of Jason...
As always Matt M., the TOP 10 guy, makes us laugh with his great Top 10 Lists (lists taken with permission).....
Top 10 Requirements to be a guard for Jason or Stefan
10) Must be easily susceptible to Attention Deficit Disorder
9) Must be willing to let off-kilter & dangerous neurosurgeons & matriarchs approach the boss' girlfriend without question.
8) Must need prescription eyeglasses of at least 3/4" thickness.
7) Must have lots of distracting hobbies to enjoy while on duty (i.e. electronic poker games, air guitar, paper reading)
6) Must have a very resilient skull, for when Luke comes-a-knockin.
5) Must possess the learning curve of a box of rocks.
4) Must be absolutely terrified of confrontation.
3) Must entertain broad definitions of what does or does not constitute a kidnapping in progress.
2) Must be able to patrol the Spoon Island boat launch with eyes closed.
1) Must boast an IQ equal to belt size, give or take 10 (former GH head writers encouraged to apply)
Sonny's Top 10 Tips for Jason on Running a Mob Empire
10) Luigi the barber in Little Italy-YES......Peggy at SuperCuts in the P.C. Mall-NO!
9) Background "extras" to play bodyguards bill $337 a day; keep Wendy Riche's overhead down by going solo on deadly adventures as often as possible.
8) During free moments, stash away lots of crowbars along the docks, just in case.
7) No drugs, no violence, no hookers-we make $ the old-fashioned way, through Infomercial king Don Lapre's Making Money Package, creating one tiny ad & placing it in the classified sections of thousands of newspapers.
6) Leather jackets are appropriate.....if you're the leader of "The Falcons" gang on HAPPY DAYS.
5) If you ever have to kill someone, make sure it's during one of those thrilling roll-around-struggling-for-a-gun scenarios (much more humane).
4) Michael Corleone had a mansion, Tony Montana had a mansion.....never be intimidated. The penthouse is just dandy. And cool secret rooms too!!!
3) Supermodel girlfriends are meant to be seen and not heard.
2) $500/month from Ruby, or we tell the cops how Simone's mysterious disappearance relates to her secret recipe for beef stew.
1) No shirt, no shoes - no silencer.
For LOTS of other top 10's, visit Matt's hilariously funny website.....
Matt M's GH Top 10's
Funny Fan Fiction.....your club co-pres Shannon has a fan fic series titled "The Adventures of Jaxman & Robin", and they are HILARIOUS!! There are great spoofs of tons of GH characters, including Jason! Check out her stories here.....
Shannon's Jaxman & Robin fan fics
From Soapzone's "Caption This?" feature (taken with permission) - hilarious captions!
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"This turkey belongs to no one. It can't be owned! However, I happen to know it wants to live with me."
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"As Jason carries the box down the stairs he thinks 'Step down. Don't drop the box. Step down. Don't drop the box.....'"
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"And here's a picture of Michael. He's 36 now Carly, but I SWEAR I'm going to get you out soon."
Check out this mock Jason/Sonny scene from a friend of the SBFC/JMGA.......
Mock Jason and Sonny scene
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