After Harm recieves a medal
“Lieutenent Commander Rabb, you may single handedly give lawyers a good name... Congradulations.”
“Thank you, Mr. President.”
--President and Harm

“Well done, Commander.”
“Thank you, Sir.”
“Very well done.”
“Don't over do it, Mr. Roberts, he's a Naval Aviator, with his wings comes an ego as big as an Admiral's.”
--Admiral Chegwidden, Harm and Bud

“Lets don't judge Mr. Webb to harshly, no doubt transporting the Declaration of Independence was his responsibility, and if it's not recovered he'll be spending his mornings reading the classifieds.”
Harm laughs “Yes, Sir.”
“And so will the three of you...Dissmissed.”
--Admiral Chegwidden and Harm

“We have 33 minutes, Commander.”
Harm looks at his watch “How do you do that?”
“I've got great timing.”
--Mac and Harm

When Harm and Mac rent a truck and go undercover to talk to her uncle.
"Hey there’s a bed back here!"
"So!?! (very accusingly)"
"It fits our cover story!"
--Harm and Mac

“I got pulled off a double murder case to work this investigation, and I doubt it's because of my vast experience with mail holdups in Arizona.”
“Well it wasn't the Admiral, he shoots straight from the shoulder, Webb on the other hand is probably devious taking a leak.”
--Mac and Harm

After Bud explains to Webb about seeing satallites by looking into the sun
“All I'm doing is going blind.”
“Well, that's why they stopped using it, sir.”
--Webb and Bud

"Do you have anything to pick up?"
"I'm a Marine, Harm. First to go. We always keep a packed bag in the car."
"I guess that's the difference between sailors and Marines. I keep golf clubs in my car."
--Harm and Mac

" I keep forgetting I don't know you."
--Harm

“That’s a very nice smile, and I'm sure most of the time it gets you what you want, but I don't know you, Commander, so if you don't mind, I'll keep my personal reason to myself.”
--Mac to Harm

"Where did you find this sailor, Sarah?"
"In a Rose Garden, Uncle Matt."
--O'Hara, Mac

"Leave it to the Marines."
"Most people do."
"First man on the beach, and first to break out of Groton Brig."
"No one's ever broken out of Groton."
He puts a file on her desk
"You're not kidding??"
She picks up file and reads through it.
"My god...this Magida must be one resourceful Marine."
"Huh...When you're done Semper fieing, can you point me in the direction of the Billings file? The Admiral's got a bug up his six about the appeal."
"I think it's over there"
He starts looking as she reads Magida's file in amazement.
"How do you find anything in here? It's like a free-fire zone."
"I know exactly where everything is....except the Billings file."
"Could you be a little more specific with your directions, Mac??"
"Try over there....."
Harm turns to talk to her, when he notices the Billings file on her desk.
"Billings, Arthur."
He points to it and gives a little smirk, then he takes the file and starts to leave the room.
"HEY....make sure you put that back where you got it..."
She says matter of factly. He looks back at her skeptically.
--Harm and Mac

"Ask Commander Rabb if he intends to talk to me about the Billings appeal before 'Taps'."
--Chegwidden to Petty Officer Tiner

“What are you doing back here anyways, Webb, I thought you had a lady waiting?”
“Yeah, well,.....Maybe I don't want to see that kid dead either.”
“Well I'll be damned”

“Oh, don't try to bond with me Harm, I'll get sick.”
--Harm and Webb

"He said you could join us Bud."
" I can't sir, Naval tradition demands that a sailor not leave his shipmates."
" Get out here Bud."
" I'm sorry sir" to himself..
" You're a good man, Lt."
--Harm and Bud

“We're running out of time here, son.”
“Three minutes if your right about Osborne only giving us a half hour, Admiral.”
“How the hell do you do that, Major?”
“I don't know, sir, but I'm never off by more then 30 seconds.”
--Admiral Chegwidden and Mac

"Is Commander Rabb going to murder me, because that’s what it would be?!"
"If I have to"
--Osborn and Harm

Harm gives Bud a list of things to do for the day.
"Does this mean that you're not mad at me anymore, sir?”
"I was never mad at you, Bud. It's Mac that's always complaining about you." said in a teasing tone, but Bud still looks perplexed!
--Bud and Harm

"How about you? Anyone manage to tame Harmon Rabb?"
He turns his head.
"Hmmm....I didn't think so."
"It's not as hopeless as you might think."
"No! No, I know. It just has to be the right woman. Don't worry, I still have faith in you. You're basically good material."
"Basically??"
"I mean... if you were perfect, you would have fallen in love by now."
"I'm working on it...."he strokes her hair.
--Annie Pendry and Harm

“If you have some evidence I should know about....”
“You'll eventually get it, and then you can plea bargain.”
“In your dreams, Commander.”
“Oh, you don't want to be in my dreams, Major.”
“Red light, Commander.”
“Red light? There was nothing sexual in what I said, and if you think there was, then maybe I should be giving you the red light.”
“Why don't you just face it? Sooner or later you have to loose a case. This just happens to be it.”
“Loosing your first case is a right of passage.”
--Mac ans Harm

"You've got all four food group there, Major--salt, grease, dead animal, and ketchup."
--Harm

"Something tells me that Commander Rabb had his day as a pollywog."
"The first time I crossed the equator, I got hosed, I had to do maybe a thousand sit-ups, I got dunked twice, and I had to crawl through the tunnel of moral courage blindfolded."
"What I wouldn't give to have been there. As an observer of course."
--Harm and Mac

"Hell, when I crossed the equator, I spent a half-hour slow dancing with Bob Fredricks."
"Did you date much afterwards?"
--Harm and Mac

“What about DNKH?”
“Well, that's the technical one, Major. Damn Near Killed Herself”
--Mac and CAG

"How tall are you?"
"Excuse me?"
"How would you feel if I told you that you look really cute in that uniform, and that you should dye your hair platinum blonde?"
He looks down, checking himself out for a moment.
"6'4", I'll give your regards to my tailor, and platinum really isn't my shade, ma'am."
--Congresswoman DeLong and Harm

Harm and the CAG walk into the flight room.
"You miss it?"
"Sometimes. Never at night."
--CAG and Harm

“But, I thought you said this Barnes was a ghost?”
“Well Major, I guess that makes you.........ghostbusters.”
--Mac and Admiral Chegwidden

“Game Warden, one of the worlds top ten thankless jobs.”
“Before or after JAG officers.”
“It's a toss up really.”
--Harm and Mac

“Think you can stand, Marine.”
“Unless you plan to carry me.”
“Well, maybe you should have layed off the Beltway burgers.”
“Yeah, and you worked out more.”
--Harm and Mac

“Yes, I noticed that hes car is still parked out front. I take it he hasn't come back yet.”
“Boy, you naval officers just keep getting smarter, woooo.”
--Bud and the Guy in the hanger

“I can still bitch about freezing my butt off, can't I?”
“Quit your whinning. You've got ten percent more body fat then I do.”
“Are you calling me fat, stick boy?”
“Stick boy? Women just naturally have more insulation the men.”
“And don't think that I'm going to forget that Beltway burger remark.”
“Hey, I don't force you to eat that crap. Stick boy......stick boy.....”
--Mac and Harm

“You really know how to show a girl a good time. Most guys at least make me breakfast after I spend the night with them.”
“And how many would that be?”
--Mac and Harm

“Come on, let's go.”
“I can't, I'm sorry, I can't.”
“What do you mean, you can't? Your a Marine. Come on Mac. What happened to that gung ho, semper fi, kickass jarhead I used to know? Don't let me down now Mac. We've made it this far. Damn it. This is precisly why we shouldn't allow women in combat 'cause when it comes to the clinch you know their going to fall apart. If you were a real Marine....”
“All right all ready. Shut up. You've made your point.”
--Harm and Mac

“Do I have a say in this, sir?”
“Not if your smart.”
--Harm and Admiral Chegwidden

“We'll get her.”
“Hey, you want to keep this low profile right? She gets one look at you guys and she's out of there. On the other hand, she likes me.”
“Think it's the uniform?”
--Secret Service Agent and Harm

After the princess kisses Harm:
“That really isn't a very good idea.”
“I thought it was a damn good idea. Too bad I didn't think of it.”
--Minister Kepish and Harm

“She's gone. Slipped past security sometime in the last hour.”
“The princess?”
“No, Chelsea Clinton. Of course the princess.”
--Webb and Harm

After they here a noise:
“What was that?”
“Pigeons.”
“Pigeons?”
“It's mating season. Sex is a full contact sport if your a pigeon.”
--Webb and Harm

Mac, knocks on the door: “Harm?”
“Very nice, Major.”
“You too. I was always a sucker for dress whites.”
“Well you know what they say about dress whites and gold wings.”
--Mac and Harm

“What they say about dress whites and gold wings....”
“Yeah?”
“Very over rated.”
“We'll see.” ( to himself)
--Mac and Harm

“A little late. Arn't you?”
“30, 35 seconds.”
--Harm and Mac

“Can’t we leave him there sir? Just for a little while!”
--Bud to Harm (about Webb)

Mac and Bud are in the elevator. Harm waves goodbye...
"You're missing me already aren't you?"*GRIN*
"Yes sir"
Mac looks at bud... ya right kinda look.
--Harm, Mac and Bud

“Recon marines are trained to be a tight group. They won't like the idea of talking about one of their own and this Captain Coonan has got quite a reputation.”
“For what ma'am?”
“For eating JAG officers for lunch.”
--Mac and Bud

“Got to admire your restraint Gunney, you held off decking that jerk for a good 2 maybe 3 seconds.”
“Man, I don't remember it hurting this much.”
“Don't tell me you're out of practice, Gunney.”
“Well you know, it's getting harder and harder to find a good bar fight.”
--Telsa and Harm

“Ah, sir? Just for the record, the man's a bit of a loose cannon.”
“Yes Lieutenent, but as far as I know, so are his attornies.”
--Bud and Admiral Chegwidden

“Bud, if you were a girl, I'd kiss you.”
--Harm to Bud

“Keeping up a pretty good pace for an old man.”
“The last couple of miles are a cool down.”
“O really. How far are you going today?”
“The usual, 10 miles. You?”
“The usual, 15.”
--Mac and Harm

“He's not in the computer.”
“So what does that mean?”
“Either he hasn't been admitted or he was taken straight to the morgue.”
--Receptionist and Mac

“I'd like to keep you overnight, for observation.”
“In the hospital?”
“Well, I think it's a little early in our relationship for you to stay at my place.”
--Doctor and Harm
“Oh, you mean my partner. I'm between relationships.”
“Well, let's fix one thing at a time, shall we.”
--Harm and the doctor

“Where the hell is everybody?”
“Are you in labor?”
“No, I'm here to have my teeth cleaned, what's it look like?”
--Pregnant Woman and Harm

“That's two I owe you. I'm Jenna.”
“Mac.”
“You're with the goodlooking sailor that doesn't look both ways before crossing the street.”
“Yeah, his name's Harm.”
“Well, I hope your friend, Harm is staying out of trouble.”
“If I know Harm, he isn't.”
--Doctor and Mac

“He wants to know how many centimeters you're dialated.”
“Oh, it feels as big as the Grand Canyon. Oh come on, I've got nothing you haven't seen before.” Harm looks.
“Well.”
“Well, I can honestly say I have never seen that before.”
--Pregnant Woman and Harm

“This basically comes down to who has the biggest......”
“Ship?”
“Something like that, yeah.”
--Harm and Mac

Major MacKenzie posing for a picture between two visiting Russian Officers.
"Why do I have the feeling that I'm about to become a Russian Pin-up girl?"
--Mac

“How long have you been standing there?”
“Long enough.”
“Long enough for what?”
“Long enough for me to realize you are unlike any woman I have ever met, but not quite long enough for me to fall in love with you. Good punch, Major.”
“Wait 'till I get warmed up.”
--Mac and Zolta

“XO, I have to see the Captain after I get cleaned up.”
“What happened to him?”
“Marine Corps hickey.”
--Mac and XO

“Oh my goodness. The Admiral sent Sarah MacKensie.”
“You nervous all ready?”
“And why would I be nervous?”
“Well you know, I have beaten you before.”
“That doesn't count. I dropped that case.”
“Yeah, you keep dreaming, flyboy.”
--Harm and Mac

“Put it to bed, Mac. Not because of Holst, I couldn't give a damn about Holst, but I do give a damn about you.”
Harm to Mac

"She did good today."
"Uh? Oh, Major MacKenzie? Yes sir, she was great, sensational. She really did a good job."
"I said good, Bud, not the second coming."
--Harm and Bud

"DO something!!"
"What?"
“OBJECT!!”
"On what grounds? I'm not a magician, Chief. I can't make a murder go away."
--Mac and CPO Holst

“We've been working our sixes off for that misrable, lying, son of a bitch.”
--Mac to Harm

"Once you reconize the enemy you can defeat him"
--Harm

“Strange, isn't it? We say somehting's in the past, but it never really is. I carry my dad with me wherever I go.”
“That's okay, as long as he doesn't weigh too much.”
“He doesn't, not anymore.”
“It's about time.”
Mac punches Harm: “Jerk.”
“Ouch.”
--Mac and Harm

"I guess defending western civilization makes people horny"
--Bud (to Harriet on the beach)