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DISCLAIMER: The following web pages contain profanity, fully clothed women, smartass attitudes, Satanic role-playing propaganda, intelligent opinions, and great ways to waste time. No animals were harmed in making this website except for the dolphins that were slain to make my keyboard cover. No rights reserved. Fnord.

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In the Dark
A WEEKLY-ish review of all the movies I go and see.

The Stuttering Jedi Bar and Grill

Today's Rant: "Gene Shalit Sucks Donkey Dick."

Mind's Eye Theater

Zombies, Gunfighters, Wizards, and More!!

The Library of Alex P. Keaton-ia

Click here for spiritual salvation!

The B-Movie Bazaar

I am the Maze Controller!

My Fortress of Saucitude:

What diseased mind is behind all this?

Sausages and Gratitude!

Links and thanks!

 

UPDATES for 4/21/99
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