REAL NAME: Lauren Elice "monkey" Coyne
NICK NAMES: Monkey, Joxer the Mighty, Seska, Scary!
AGE: 16
BIRTHDAY: 5th June 1982
STARSIGN: Gemini
BIRTHPLACE: A cabbage patch (Brisbane, Australia)
HEIGHT: ????? (or as she said, 2 and a half michaels!)
EYE COLOUR: Hazel
HAIR COLOUR: Brown/Red
DISTINGUISHING FEATURES: Loud & Larry and a clasic sense of humor.....(there is some debate about that one :-))
DREAM BIRTHDAY PRESENT: Trip to the set of one of her fav shows, or a lot of money, or an everlasting pack of TimTams.
FAVOURITE MUSIC/BAND(s): Savage Garden, Spice girls (love the music, hate the girls), Ben Fold's five, Super Jesus, and a whole lot more!
FAVOURITE MOVIE(s): Wayne's World, Batman & Robin, Titanic, Spice World, Bad Boys, Wiggles.
FAVOURITE TV SHOW(s): Stargate SG1, Melrose Place, Friends, Drew Carey, X-Files, Star Trek (all series), Xena, Whats up doc, Love Boat, Entertainment Tonight, Animaniacs.
FAVOURITE ANIMAL: Her cat - "Spook"
FAVOURITE SAYING: IBM - I Blame Microsoft, "I don't like it", "Please Explain", "I don't know"
DREAM/AMBITION: To be king of the world....(king or queen?????)
EMBRASSING MOMENT: (well, for someone else....)when the Wiggles ran over Dorithy's tail on a TV show.
WHAT ANIMAL LIKE TO BE: A bird, so she can crap on the people she hates.
LOVES: Any movie where Leo dies, someone who is very special, and anything that doesn't tick her off.
HATES: Hanson (both pauline and the band), Leo DiCraprio, and things that tick her off.