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7G08 *** None - Christmas Special
7G02 I will not waste chalk
7G03 I will not skateboard in the halls
7G04 I will not burp in class
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7G06 I will not instigate revolution
7G09 I will not draw naked ladies in class
7G07 I did not see Elvis
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7G10 I will not call my teacher "Hot Cakes"
7G13 Garlic gum is not funny
7G12 They are laughing at me, not with me
7G01 I will not yell "Fire" in a crowded classroom
7F03 I will not encourage others to fly
7F03 I will not fake my way through life
7F02 Tar is not a plaything
7F04 *** None - Halloween Special
7F01 I will not Xerox my butt
7F01 It's potato, not potatoe
7F05 I will not trade pants with others
7F08 I am not a 32 year old woman
7F07 I will not do that thing with my tongue
7F06 I will not drive the principal's car
7F09 I will not pledge allegiance to Bart
7F10 I will not sell school property
7F11 I will not cut corners
7F12 I will not get very far with this attitude
7F13 I will not make flatuent noises in class
7F15 I will not belch the National Anthem
7F16 I will not sell land in Florida
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7F17 I will not grease the monkey bars
7F18 I will not hide behind the Fifth Amendment
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7F20 I will not do anything bad ever again
7F21 I will not show off
7F22 I will not sleep through my education
7F24 I am not a dentist
8F01 Spitwads are not free speech
7F23 Nobody likes sunburn slappers
8F03 High explosives and school don't mix
8F03 I will not bribe Principal Skinner
8F04 I will not squeak chalk
8F05 I will finish what I sta
8F02 *** None - Halloween Special
8F06 "Bart Bucks" are not legal tender
8F07 *** None
8F08 Underwear should be worn on the inside
8F09 The Christmas Pageant does not stink
8F10 I will not torment the emotionally frail
8F11 I will not carve gods
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8F14 I will not spank others
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8F13 I will not aim for the head
8F15 I will not barf unless I'm sick
8F15 I will not expose the ignorance of the faculty
8F17 I saw nothing unusual in the teacher's lounge
8F19 I will not conduct my own fire drills
8F20 Funny noises are not funny
8F21 I will not spin the turtle
8F22 I will not snap bras
8F23 I will not fake seizures
8F24 This punishment is not boring and pointless
8F18 My name is not Dr. Death
9F01 I will not defame New Orleans
9F02 I will not prescribe medication
9F04 *** None - Halloween Special
9F03 I will not bury the new kid
9F05 I will not teach others to fly
9F06 I will not bring sheep to class
9F07 A burp is not an answer
9F08 Teacher is not a leper
9F09 Coffee is not for kids
9F10 I will not eat things for money
9F11 I will not yell "She's Dead" during roll call
9F12 The principal's toupee is not a Frisbee
9F13 I will not call the principal "spud head"
9F14 Goldfish don't bounce
9F15 Mud is not one of the 4 food groups
9F17 No one is interested in my underpants
9F16 I will not sell miracle cures
9F18 I will return the seeing-eye dog
9F20 I do not have diplomatic immunity
9F19 I will not charge admission to the bathroom
9F21 I will never win an Emmy
9F22 The cafeteria deep fryer is not a toy
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1F04 *** None - Halloween Special
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1F07 All work and no play makes Bart a dull boy
1F08 I will not say "Springfield" just to get applause
1F09 I am not authorized to fire substitute teachers
1F11 My homework was not stolen by a one-armed man
1F10 I will not go near the kindergarten turtle
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1F14 I am not delightfully saucy
1F15 Organ transplants are best left to the professionals
1F16 The Pledge of Allegiance does not end with Hail Satan
1F18 I will not celebrate meaningless milestones
1F19 There are plenty of businesses like show business
1F21 I will not re-transmit without the express permission of Major LeagueBaseball
1F20 Five days is not too long to wait for a gun
1F22 Beans are neither fruit nor musical
1F17 *** None
2F33 I will not use abbrev.
2F01 I am not the reincarnation of Sammy Davis Jr.
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2F03 *** None - Halloween Special
2F04 I will not send lard through the mail
2F05 I will not dissect things unless instructed
2F06 I will not whittle hall passes out of soap
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2F08 Ralph won't "morph" if you squeeze him hard enough
2F09 Adding "just kidding" doesn't make it okay to insult the Principal
2F10 "Bagman" is not a legitimate career choice
2F11 Cursive writing does not mean what I think it does
2F12 Next time it could be me on the scaffolding
2F13 I will not hang donuts on my person
2F14 I will remember to take my medication
2F31 *** None
2F15 I will not strut around like I own the place
2F18 The Good Humor man can only be pushed so far
2F19 I do not have power of attorney over first graders
2F32 Nerve gas is not a toy
2F21 I will not mock Mrs. Dumbface
2F22 The First Amendment does not cover burping
2F16 This is not a clue...or is it?
2F20 I will not complain about the solution when I hear it
2F17 "Bewitched" does not promote Satanism
3F01 No one wants to hear from my armpits
3F02 I am not a lean mean spitting machine
3F03 The boys room is not a water park
3F04 *** None - Halloween Special
3F05 Indian burns are not our cultural heritage
3F06 *** None
3F08 Wedgies are unhealthy for children and other living things
3F31 I will only do this once a year
3F07 I will stop talking about the twelve inch pianist
3F10 I am not certified to remove asbestos
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4F02 *** None - Halloween Special
3F23 I did not learn everything I need to know in kindergarten
4F03 I am not my long-lost twin
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3F24 *** None
3G01 The truth is not out there
4F08 I am not licensed to do anything
4F10 *** None
3G03 I will not hide the teacher's Prozac
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4F09 *** None
4F16 A fire drill does not demand a fire
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4F20 *** None - Simpsons Spin-Off Showcase
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