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Cabdriver: Hey, you know where your going man? Bond: Uptown I believe?! Cabdriver: Uptown? Your heading into Harlem man. Bond: Well, you just keep on the tail of that jukebox and there's an extra 20 in there for you. Cabdriver: Hey man, for 20 bucks I'll take you to a Klu Klux Klan cock up. Strutter is pursuing James Bond through Harlem: Strutter: Can't miss him. It's like following a cueball. Inside the restaurant "Fillet of Soul": Bond: Good afternoon, bourbon and water please. Bartender: First booth will do. Bond: Tell him neat will you. Waiter: Huh? Bond: No ice. Waiter: That's extra man! Bond finds Solitaire when she is reading her tarot cards: Bond: Black queen on the red king, Miss.......? Solitaire: Solitaire!! Bond flips over a tarot card: The fool!!! Solitaire: You have found your self!!! The CIA-agent Harold Strutter has just introduced himself to Bond by showing him a badge: Bond: "Harold Strutter, CIA". Where were you when I didn't need you?!! Strutter: Kind of obvious you weren't coming out front. Not even with that clever disguise you wearing. Bond: Hmm? Strutter: White face in Harlem. "Good" thinking Bond! Bond and Strutter gets into Strutters car and suddenly they can hear Felix Leiters voice. Strutter points towards the cigarette lighter: Bond: A genuine Felix "Lighter". Illuminating! After a wild boat chase, Felix Leiter starts explaining to that schmuck J.W. Pepper that Bond isn't a bad guy: Leiter: That man is an Englishman working for our boys, sort of a secret agent! Pepper: SECRET AGENT!!!! On who's side?? Rosie Carter sees the hat on the bed and screams. Bond picks up the hat... Bond: Why it's just hat darling, belonging to a smallheaded of limited means who lost a fight with a chicken! Rosie points a gun towards Quarrel Jr.: Bond: As I was saying Quarrel a lousy agent but the compensations speak for themselves. Rosie Carver, meet the man who shares my hairbrush, Quarrel Jr. Rosie: I'm really sorry. I could have shot you. Quarrel Jr.: You might have even killed me if you taken off the safety catch. After Kananga is blown up by an "inflatable pill": Solitaire: Where's Kananga? Bond: Well, he always did have an inflated opinion of himself. To the top |