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Fact:

"Every three seconds a teenager moistens themself in public."

                                                   -Statistics Canada


DR. SEYMOUR PEPSIN

Seymour Pepsin, is a Doctor who studies the urinary track of todays teens. In his thesis, "The Youth Dripping to Death", Pepsin argues the ability to control the bladder release in teenagers is on the rapid decrese." In fact, pepsins' thesis has been proven to be truth as alot of Hollywoods top celebrities are now wearing Handy Diapers. At last monthes, Teen Choice Awards an embarassed Jennifer Love Hewiit soiled herself as she recieved the award for "Billemic of the Year".
Handy's Diapers are state of the art. Highly crafted from top of the line toxic chemicals and space shuttle insulator from NASA. These teen diapers are superior to any competitor. It's soft, feline like structure absorbs feces and lets you know "it's all going to be okay."

This teen from Runston, Mass. is relieving himself as we speak live on the internet. The brilliance of modern technology!

(The Apple and Celine Dion LP help the process.)

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                       HANDYS DIAPERS FOR TEENS
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                          Crackerhead, Alabama
                               PO BOX 9700
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