The Asylum Personals....

We have successfuly mated college interns with over 50 lucky Washington Senators!

"I'm so sexy... I can even feel it in my ass!"

KIPPY MULLET: MIDGET.

Kippy Mullet is a very very... very ellagable bachelor from the Louisianna travelling show of circus freaks. He has a liking for bigger women with uncontrollable hair growth, preferablly on their face and/or chest. He has been chosen as midget of the year by the "West Virginia Midget Chronicle". Originally from Bulgaria Kippy is particularly proud of the odd-looking birth mark covering his left testcile. Kippy is looking for a down to earth woman who likes midgets and someone who will not lose him.

THE ASYLUM QUESTIONAIRE

AGE: 58

Perfect Date: At my Grandma's house... we could play bingo and then we could take it easy and naw on my personal collection of over-expired Pepperoni sticks. And that may put us in the mood for a little nookie... that is if it's okay with Grandma Mullet.

PAST-TIMES: I listen to Pat Benatar and have taken a liking to alcoholism.

HOBBIES: I collect rare pieces of fungus in the shape of celebrities.(I have a scrap of mold that bears a striking resemblance to that of Barbara Striesand.)

Favorite Quote: "Midgets are sex Gods!!!"-Grandma Dirk Mullet

Dream Vacation: I have this urge to go to Europe. There is so much to see there! I hear they even have great foreign cuisine and beautiful building structures and they have a Starbucks too! They have everything!

If you could change one thing about yourself, what would it be?: I'd have to go with the crabs. I'd like to get rid of those. They sting and it has really affected my social life too.

Biggest Turn-Off: Britney Spears. She creeps the hell out of me!

Horniest Moment: I once did it with a life-size cut out of Ed Asner. I swear it smelt like him.

To get a chance to date Kippy email him at his very open love line at: kippy_the_midget@hotmail.com

WILL EXCEPT MIDGETS OR FORMER-MIDGETS!!!

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