LIVE FROM LAZY SPRINGS NURSING HOMES...

IT'S THE 3RD ANNUAL SENIOR CITIZEN DANCE PARTY!!!!!

Including such popular dances as:

• The Hemorrhoid Shuffle
• The Viagra Two Step
• Who stole My Insulin?
• Who am I? Why am I here?
• The Diaherea Waltz
• The Incontinent Challenge
• Pace Maker Count down
• Arthritis Polka
• Grrrrrrr(The Bob Dole didi)
• Ode To Gomer Pile
• The Recount the Ballots Mambo
• I can't believe it's not Urine!
• 1-600-I-Can't-feel-My-Legs!!!
• The Florida Meltdown

With featured guest appearances by...

    BETTY WHITE

OLD DIRTY BASTARD
 

They cut loose on the dance floor like there is no tomorrow from 4:00-6:00PM... then they make some knitted purses to send to India and then take a nap!

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Watch for The Senior Citizen Dance Party Monday nights on PBS at 4/5 central right after The Absolute Worst of Lawrence Welk and before The White Supremacy Today hosted by Steven Speilberg.

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