THE MYSTERIOUS REALM OF ARTIFICAL INSEMINATION

Welcome to the Mysterious Realm of Artificial Insemination(Copyright 2002). The most intellectually arousing webpage on the internet. My name is Stan. This is my page. I like boats. Thank you for visiting. Please come again.

-Stan Guppy. Florida State Bum-sperm clinic "contributor" and author of the pop up book "Make Your Sperm work for you."

Sperm Donor of 2002: Triumph, The Insult Comic Dog(AKA 'Violet').

"He's got the sperm you want and you have the leg he wants to hump!"-Ernest Hemmingway

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We Fondly Remember....

Sperm Donor of The Year: 1982

Carl "Oldy" Olsen(AKA 'Moonchild').

"He's got social security and he's a sexual beast!"

Oldy says:

"Give to the Sperm Clinic of America... I did and now there are little fifty year old 'Oldies' running around the tri state area! Hey, you get free coffee, and you get the respect of the sperm commiunity. Ellen Degeneres wants my little soldiers"

Oldy We Salute you!!!