"INTERNATIONAL MUSEUM OF TURDS"

Yes! It is the international Museum of Turds! Located in the heart of New Jersey. Next to the New Jersey turn pipe in Colonville, New Jersey.

Even Doctor Seril Bile of the Turds research center at the University of Cannmore boasts of Colonvilles' premiere land mark.

SERIL BILE: TURD SCIENTIST EXTRORDANAIRE

Hello, My name is Seril Bile. I have spent five years of my young life in a biosphere filled with feces. It was the most enriching period of my life, I gained so much knowlwdge and wisdom from these mind baffling pieces of crap! The turd Museum is a life changing experience.

...And he's a professor of the stuff!

The Turd museum has it all. Real turds. Artificial Turds... and now we have added the brand new Celebrity vault. We have the finest looking turds from the finest celebrities including...

      
                       Elvis Presley
                       John F. Kennedy 
                       Adolf Hitler
                       Mr. Rogers
                       M.C Hammer 
                       Mayor Rudy Guiluane 
                       Farrah Fawcett
                       Queen Elizabeth
                       Cher
                       Monica Lewinsky
                       Jerry Lewis
                       Charelton Heston... 
            
                                          and the Olsen twins.

...So if your in the Colonville area visit the international Museum of Turds! Tell a friend!

With this weeks special guest facilitator Arnold Schwartzenegger.

"these are the best turds I've ever seen in my life!"

Now Accepting Turd donations from the general public. Mail them to us care of The Turd Foundation.

The International Turd Museum is located at the south end of Colonville. Next to the Petroleum Plant and Spoon World!

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