I AM THE YURI
WELCOME TO YURI'S WORLD!!!!
I AM THE YURI
Welcome to Yuri's World. Yuri Smackomouth is one of Russia's hottest contemperary television stars up there with Yakov Smirnov and Jimmy Walker. Yuri Smackomouth is Ricky Martin's twin brother. This site was originally dedicated to Dan's World, the infamous Canadian comedy troupe best known for their brand of spleen humour. However, being Russian Yuri decided the need to hold this site hostage... so Live From Russia It's Yuri's World!!!
Yuri's Resume:
Production Role Company Director
Peter Pan Tinker bell Moscow Art Theatre Vladimir Smith
The O.J Story Lance Ido The Crapheads Rabbi Slong
Chernobyl '86 Head #3 Amputed Limbs Artie Garfunkel
Schindlers List: Kippy
The Gentiles Comp.
Phil Donahue
the Musical
YURI'S JOKE OF THE WEEK
Stalin walks in to a bar, orders a martini and says lets party! ha
ha ha .... what was it? I think I missed a couple words... hold on a bit,
let me see.. I made mistake. It ends Stalin walks in to an ear factory and kills
twenty workers! I was way off American friends!!!
YURI'S SECRET
Yuri used to be a dwarf then one day he got his stuff together now
he's 6'7" and weighs a mature eighty three pounds. He will be appearing
on Jerry Spring March 11-24. So check him out.
ACCOMODATIONS
Guests of Yuri's World sleep in a box behind the chemical plant in down
town Smooshka, and they recieve a complimentary bar of soap!!! Come again!
THE FAMILY MAN
This is my wife Candy. I made her from typical home materials
and my own home espionage kit. She can do anything, even make horse stew!
And I do not want to be rubber inner but she is no slouch in the sack if
you know what I mean!!!!
CANDY (Soviet Super
Model)
SEXY BITCH!!!!
This website is in no way assosiated with any Capitalist Imperialist Bastards!