Janice, my cousin, made me promise not to put
the entire movie here so I have obviously
left out a great deal of quotes. Don't worry, I
will come back and add them later.
PORTHOS: Go home, find a wench, raise fat babies and live
a good long life!
PORTHOS: You, boy, are arrogant, hot tempered, and entirely
too bold. I like that...reminds me of me!
RICHLIEU: A word of caution Milady. A snap of my fingers and
you could be back on the block where I found you.
MILADY: And with a flick of my wrist, I could change your
religion.
RICHLIEU: You're very persuasive! For a moment I forgot that
your lovers have a tendency to end up dead.
MILADY: Love has it's risks.
PORTHOS: Excuse me! This sash was a gift to me from the
queen of America.
D'ARTANGON: There's no queen of America.
PORTHOS: I beg to differ, infant. We're on quite intimate
terms unless you can prove otherwise.
D'ARTANGON: Here's my proof.
PORTHOS: I see. It's twit of the month, come to challenge
the mighty Porthos. Thinks he's lightning with a
sword.
D'ARTANGON: The mighty who?
PORTHOS: Don't tell me you've never heard of me.
D'ARTANGON: As what? The world's biggest windbag?
PORTHOS: Little pimple, meet me behind the Luxemburg at 1:00
and bring a long wooden box.
D'ARTANGON: Bring your own.
GERARD: (D'Artangon is about to be beheaded)
D'Artangon, don't lose your head!
ATHOS: Where have you been?
PORTHOS: Taking care of something ugly!
PORTHOS: Aha! The Cardinal's sacred snack chamber!
ARAMIS: And what have we here? Is he a man of God or a man
of gold.
D'Argangon, would you be so kind to redistribute
this wealth?
Throw the coins, lad. The people are hungry.
Well done.
D'ARTANGON: They're firing at us!
PORTHOS: Champaign?
ATHOS: We're in the middle of a chase, Porhos.
PORTHOS: You're right, something red.
For a chase, the Cardinal recomends his excellent
'24 Cabernet. (to D'Artangon) You can't have any,
you're too young.
ATHOS: Take the reigns, boy!
CARDINAL'S
GUARD : What's going on here!
ATHOS: We where having a private party celebrating the
demise of the Musketeers. Go away.
ARAMIS: Athos! Is that anyway to greet our guests?
Gentlemen, don't be shy, come in. You're friends
have been expecting you.
GUARD: You are all under arrest.
ATHOS: Under whose authority?
ROCHEFORT: Mine.
ARAMIS: Ah, hello again, Cyclops. Let's see, when was the
last time we had the pleasure of his company?
ATHOS: I believe it was the day he was cast out of the
Musketeers. Conduct unbecoming a Musketeer. That
was the charge, was it not?
ROCHEFORT: You should know. Three of you stood against me.
ARAMIS: It was the least we could do.
ROCHEFORT: You are hereby ordered to surrender your tunics and
your commissions at once. You can, of course,
refuse, become outlaws, hunted men. Why not come
along quietly, for old time's sake.
ARAMIS: (after Porthos has dropped the chandelier on all
the Cardinal's guards, except Rochefort)
Congratulations Porthos, you brought down the
house.
PORTHOS: Did I miss anyone? Drat, I was trying to hit
Rochefort.
ATHOS: You go back, and you tell the Cardinal that we will
continue to perform our sworn duty, which it to
protect the king, and we will use every means
within our power to fight him.
ROCHEFORT: Bold words, I look forward to ramming them down
your throat.
PORTHOS: Rochefort...isn't that a smelly kind of a cheese?
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