The Pop Tart

If love was a chocolate bar, what kind of would it be?
Little white chocolate buttons cos they're gorgeous and once you've had one you've got to finish the whole lot!

When was the last time an old biddy called u 'luv?
Apart from me mum this morning...only joking she's not an old biddy! It was at a signing I did a while back. A 70 yr old woman came up with a CD single and said, "You've got a lovely voice, luv!" I couldn't believe it!

What do you love doing more than anything else in the world?
At the moment sleeping, but apart from that going out with ppl who i can relax and have a really good laugh with.

When was the last time u ran around the house with a feather duster?
Never. I don't do cleaning. The last time i wore Marigold gloves was on holiday and there was this big lizard in the house which i had to chuck out!

How often do u have rude thoughts?
Often-the last time was about 10 mins ago, but i'm not telling you what!

Do u wear dirty knickers for 2 days in row?
Never! When i was at school i went through a stage of not wearing any knickers, but now i have fresh calvins everyday.

Have u ever won anything on the lottery?
No, I'm not really a big gambler even though my dad likes to go to the dog races. The more u win the more u spend to more-it's a no win situation.

When did u last go to a ball, and did u snog?
Ooooh, last yr. I went with Lulu as i became good friends with her son Jordan. We went to this very posh ball-dinnner and everything. I think i did snog, but i won't say who she was!

Why do the goldfish u win at fairs always die?
Cos they are the cheapest. I won one once and it died after a day. I was dead sad. It was called Mildred.

Are u good at fishing for info?
I like to get the juicy gossip and i'm very good at getting it out of ppl.

Would u read someone's secret diary?
Definitely if i fancied them! I've got a sister who's 34 so i'm sure she read mine loads of times! But I've been into her bedroom and through her drawers!

Reveal something that no one else knows?
I'm quite lonely cos i'm so busy and i travel from hotel room to hotel room. I'm always on the phone-the bills are massive.

What's the cruellest thing u've ever done?
On holiday i bleached my mate's hair when he was sleeping. He woke up cos it was stinging so much. We didn't realise it was going to hurt. He was quite pleased we did it though!

What scares u?
Flying. My auntie gave me these herbal tablets to calm me down when i came back from Australia. I used to sit by the aisle all the time, but i've managed to move onto the window seat now.

Would u ask a stranger in the street on a date?
Yeah-I'd take her out for something to eat. Snogs wouldn't have to come into it, I might just meet someone who could be a brand new best friend.

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