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10.You stopped putting ice in your drinks- it makes you cry too much.

9.If you go a week without waching the movie, you start singing to your self and acting out the scenes with a lot of "Ummm"s in between the words.

8.If you had a quarter for every time you've watched Titanic, You'd be rich!

7.You take cold showers just to feel how Jack and Rose felt.

6.When My Heart Will Go On comes on the radio, you gasp and yell at anyone who talks while 'your song' is on.

5.You have replaced your suffed animals and/or pillows with your copy of Titanic

4.You watch Dawson's Creek just to hear the word, "Dawson"

3.You promised yourself to name your next kid after one of the charachters.

2.You keep a diary about your life events while watching Titanic.

1.You write mean letters to Kate Winslet about not letting Jack on the peice of wood.(You can at: Kate Winslet c/o William Morris Agency 1325 Avenue of the Americans, New York, NY 10019-4701)

14> All those people who expect you to look good AND contribute to society in some way.

13> If you try to start a fight, women giggle and say, "He's sooooo cute!", while men merely giggle and kick your ass.

12> You look in the mirror and all that money doesn't matter -- you just wish you had a chest.

11> You're forced to sit at a card table with that kid from "Jerry McGuire" at the Oscar party.

10> Nearly impossible for the people at your campaign rally to concentrate on your flat tax plan.

9> You're constantly being mistaken for one of the Hansons.

8> Having to get all those restraining orders against Michael Jackson.

7> Sure it's great being prettier than Clare Danes, but you'd trade that in a second for her larger penis.

6> Your chances of a wet, sloppy kiss from a drunken James Cameron have never been higher.

5> While you like your sex partners to be vocal, screaming "I'm having sex with Leonardo DiCaprio!" isn't what you had in mind.

4> Though it was fun at first, all this "pretty boy" shit is really starting to creep you out.

3> Women constantly slipping scented silk panties into your lunch sack, making your veggies taste like "Obsession."

2> Bob DeNiro keeps slapping the back of your head, saying, "Grow up already!"

and the Number 1 Liability of Having Leonardo DiCaprio's Looks...

1> People are so stunned by your mesmerizing facial features that they overlook the incredible God-given beauty of your ass.

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