7. Passing Notes In Class

[Ellen and Chris are going over some charts at the Nurses' Station when Matt wheels up.]

Matt: Dr. Burgess. I followed up on your suggestion. Here's that report. [He hands Ellen a file.]

Ellen [opening the file]: How nice to see you doing your job.

Matt: We aim to please.

[Ellen sees that Matt has clipped a note to the file. It reads: "I want to make love to you right now."]

Matt: Do you agree?

Ellen: I see you believe in handling the situation aggressively.

Matt: Well, I wouldn't say aggressive, but I am very thorough. I think we should move quickly with my recommendations.

Ellen: How many treatment do you think will be necessary?

Matt: Several times a day, until the condition clears up.

[Chris is looking back and forth between Ellen and Matt in total confusion.]

Ellen: Well, you always come up with creative approaches. I'm sure this won't be any different.

Matt: Umm . . . perhaps I can show you some ideas I have at a later date.

Ellen: I look forward to it.

[She gives Matt a little smile and leaves.]

Chris: Hey, Matt, If you need a hand revising that report, I'd be happy to help you.

Matt: Oh, thanks, Chris, I've got it covered.

Chris: Hey, what'd you do? Burgess has been riding you all day.

Matt: Just lucky, I guess.

[Later, Matt and Eve are in the Interns' Lounge when Ellen walks in.]

Ellen: After our earlier discussion, I expected more from you, Dr. Harmon.

Matt: I detect a hint of dissatisfaction in your voice.

Ellen [folding her arms]: I would prefer to discuss it in private.

Eve [picking up her files and standing up]: That sounds like my cue.

Matt: Uh, Eve, no. If Dr. Burgess has something to say, she can say it in front of you.

Ellen: My policy is not to discuss one intern's performance in front of another.

Eve: That sounds good to me. Bye-bye. [She leaves.]

Matt: Is this about Sylvia Ochoa again?

Ellen: This is about another one of your patients.

Matt: Oh, yeah?

Ellen: Doctor . . .

Matt: Yeah.

Ellen: I'm in need . . .

Matt: Umm-hmm . . .

Ellen [moving in to kiss him]: Of some T.L.C.

[They kiss, then break, smiling.]

Ellen [sitting back down at the table]: You know what, you better not ever, ever pull any more stunts like you did with that report. What if Chris Ramsey had asked to see it?

Matt: Well, he asked me if I needed help, but I said I could handle it.

Ellen: Oh, Matt! What if that had been Alan Quartermaine, or Gail Baldwin, or any other doctor whose curiosity we couldn't rush off?

Matt: I . . . uh . . . would have eaten the evidence.

Ellen: Oh! Promise that you will never pass notes in class. [She crosses her heart with her finger.] Swear.

Matt: Only on one condition.

Ellen: What?

Matt: My apartment after work.

Ellen [moving in for another kiss]: Oh, you drive such a hard bargain.

Matt: I know.

[They kiss.] (Submitted by Rena)

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