Are you crazy about Mark? Not sure? See how many of these apply to you


Do you find yourself repeatedly crushing people's heads?

When you make someone eggs and they complement you on how good they are do you say, "Of course they're good. Straight out of my body and onto your plate!"

Do you have any potential to achieve full or partial nudity?

Do you have an oompa band in your head when you daydream?

If you were to beat up your dad would you do it drunk at a wedding by asking him to dance, getting him out on the dance floor and then pow!?

Do you sing songs about 7 birthday presents, cutting out coupons, and other various stupid things with your friend then expect people to voluntarily give you money?

Do you ride horses for "mall promotions"?


If you ever find yourself doing any of these things, you may be crazy for Mark. There's no need to be alarmed. Just relax, watch an episode or two of Kids in the Hall, and see what else Mark can teach ya.

Do you have any other things I can put on here? e-mail me if you do and I'll put it on here, giving full credit to you, of course.

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