"Now all of China knows you're here" ~soldier

"Perfect" Shan-Yu

"Nice work, gentlemen; you've found the Hun army" ~Shan-Yu

"How many soldiers does it take to deliver a message?" ~Shan-Yu

"One." ~Hun archer

"We will set up troops outside your palace immediately" ~General Li

"No! Send your troops to protect my people" ~The emperor

"A single grain of rice may tip the scale. One man may be the difference between victory and defeat." ~The emperor

"Quiet and.. demure, graceful, polite, delicate, refined, poised...punctual!" ~Mulan

"Please help Mulan impress the matchmaker today" ~Fa Zhou

"Oops--Brought a spare!" ~Mulan

"Mulan, you should already be in town. We are counting on you to--" ~Fa Zhou

"--uphold the family honor" ~Mulan

"I'm going to... pray some more" ~Fa Zhou

"What good can they do? They're dead." ~Granny Fa

"Yup! This cricket's a lucky one!" ~Granny Fa

"The water's freezing" ~Mulan

"It would've been warm if you were here on time" ~Fa Li

"Fa Mulan" ~the Matchmaker

"Present!" ~Mulan

"Speaking without permission," ~the Matchmaker

"Oops." ~Mulan

"Who spit in her bean curd?" ~Granny Fa

"Hmm… too skinny. Not good for bearing sons." ~the Matchmaker

"You may look like a bride, but you will NEVER bring your family honor!!" ~the Matchmaker

"I'll bet that when it blooms, it will be the most beautiful of all" ~Fa Zhou

"You-- dishonor me" ~Fa Zhou

"I know my place. It is time you learned yours" ~Fa Zhou

"Mulan is gone!" ~Granny Fa

"You must go after her- she could be killed!" ~Fa Li

"If I reveal her, she will be" ~Fa Zhou

"I LIVE!!" ~Mushu

"..And what do you do, oh demoted one?" ~ the first Ancestor

"I… ring the gong" ~Mushu

"One family reunion, coming right up" ~Mushu

"Look alive! Look alive!" ~Mushu

"You're waaay past that beauty sleep thing, trust me" ~Mushu

"We can't all be acupuncturists" an Ancestor

"No, your great granddaughter had to be a CROSS DRESSER!!!" ~another ancestor

"Just one more chance, that's all I'm askin'. I mean, it's not like it'd kill you" ~Mushu

"Yo! Rocky! Wake up! You've got to go after Mulan!" ~Mushu

"G'morning! I am the Great Stone Dragon!" ~Mushu

"Did I mention I'm the Great Stone Dragon?" ~Mushu

"I see you've got a sword. I've got one too. They're very manly and tough." ~Mulan

"I'm working on it! It's going to take a miracle to get me into the army" ~Mulan

"Did somebody ask for a Miracle?? Let me hear you say AHA!" ~Mushu

"AAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!" ~Mulan

"That’s close enough" ~Mushu

"I am the powerful, the pleasurable, the indestructible MUSHU" ~Mushu

"My ancestors sent a little lizard to help me?" ~Mulan

"Dragon. Drag-On. Not lizard. I don’t do that tongue thing." ~Mushu

"If I was my real size, your cow here would die of fright." ~Mushu

"Down, Bessie" ~Mushu

"Let's move it, heffa" ~Mushu

"Punch him. That’s how men say 'Hello'" ~Mushu

"Look, Yao, you’ve made a friend" ~Chien-Po

"Now, slap him on the behind. They like that" ~Mushu

"I'm gonna hit you so hard, it'll make your ancestors dizzy!" ~Yao

"Chant with me. Ya mu ah mi to fu da. Feel better?" ~Chien-Po

"ah, you aint worth my time, chicken boy" ~Yao

"Chicken boy!?! Say that to my face, ya limp noodle!" ~Mushu

"Captain?" ~Li Shang

"Oh, I will. I won't let you down. This is, I mean, I.. yes sir." ~Li Shang

"Captain Li Shang, leader of China's greatest troops.. No, no.. greatest troops of all time! Heh, heh, heh, heh"

~Li Shang

"Good Luck.. Father" ~Li Shang

"Daay one" ~Chi Fu

"He started it!" ~the troops

"I don’t need anyone causing trouble in my camp!" ~Li Shang

"sorry. I mean, SOrry you had to see that! You know how it is when you get those manly urges, and you just gotta kill something…fix things..cook outdoors..?" ~Mulan

"Whats your name?" ~Li Shang

"uhhh… I, uh.." ~Mulan

"your commanding officer just asked you a question." ~Chi Fu

"I've got a name.. and it’s a boy's name, too.." ~Mulan

"Ling, how 'bout Ling?" ~Mushu

"His name is Ling" ~Mulan

"I didn’t ask for his name.. I asked for YOURS" ~Li Shang

"Ahh.. uhh.." ~Mulan

"Chu!" ~Mushu

"Ah..Chu." ~Mulan

"Ah Chu?" ~Li Shang

"Geshundheit.*sniff* I just kill myself" ~Mushu

"Mushu!" ~Mulan

"Mushu?" ~Li Shang

"No!" ~Mulan

"Then what is it?" ~Li Shang

"Ping! Ping was my best friend growing up!" ~Mushu

"It's Ping!" ~Mulan

"Ping?!?" ~Li Shang

"...of course, he DID steal my girl.." ~Mushu

"Yes, my name is Ping." ~Mulan

"Let me see your conscription notice. Fa Zhou? THE Fa Zhou?" ~Li Shang

"I didn’t know Fa Zhou had a son" ~Chi Fu

"He.. doesn’t talk about me much *tries to spit, and fails miserably at it *" ~Mulan

"I can see why. The boy is a complete lunatic." ~Chi Fu

"Okay, gentlemen..thanks to your new friend Ping, you will spend tonight picking up every single grain of rice. And tomorrow, the real work begins." ~Li Shang

"Wake up Sleeping Beauty! Got breakfast for ya. It's porridge, and it's happy to see ya!" ~Mushu

"Hey, get outta there! You gonna make people sick!" ~Mushu

"Oooh.. I think my bunny slippers just ran for cover, come on, scare me, girl!" ~Mushu

"Play nice with the other kids, unless the other kid wants to fight.. then you kick the other kid's butt." ~Mushu

"But I don’t wanna kick the other kid's butt" ~Mulan

"Helloo Ping, are ya hungry?" ~Ling

"Yeah, 'cause I owe you a knuckle sandwich." ~Yao

"Soldiers! You will assemble swiftly and silently every morning. Anyone who acts otherwise will answer to me." ~Li Shang

"oOoh. Tough guy" ~Yao

"Yao!*shoots arrow*Thank you for volunteering. Retrieve the arrow" ~Li Shang

"I'll get that arrow, pretty boy… and I'll do it with my shirt ON." ~Yao

"One moment. You seem to be missing something. *dons weights * This represents discipline. *clunk * This represents strength. *clunk * You will need both to reach the arrow." ~Li Shang

"We've got a looong way to go" ~Li Shang

"Besides, the little girl will be missing her doll. We should return it to her" ~Shan-Yu

"Yeah, yeah.. stand watch, Mushu, while I blow our secret with my stupid girly habits. Hmph. Hygiene." ~Mushu

"Just because I look like a man doesn’t mean I have to SMELL like one" ~Mulan

"There's a few things I know they're BOUND to notice" ~Mushu

"oh HI GUYS! I didn’t know you were HERE. I was just washing, so now I'm clean, and I'm gonna go." ~Mulan

"And I'm Yao, king of the Rock. And there's nuttin you girls kin do about it" ~Yao

"Oh yeah? Well, I think Ping and I can take you!" ~Mulan

"I really don’t want to take him anywhere" ~Mulan

"Ping! We have to fight!" ~Ling

"No, we don't. We could just close our eyes, and.. swim around" ~Mulan

"Come on, don't be such a g- OuCH! Something bit me!" ~Ling

"What a nasty flavor" ~Mushu

"SNAKE!! AAH SNAKE!!" ~Ling

"Some king of the rock" ~Ling

"Phew! That was close!" ~Mulan

"no, that was VILE!! You owe me big." ~Mushu

"I never want to see a naked man again. *a whole bunch of naked men run by *" ~Mulan

"We're not finished!" ~Li Shang

"I'll hold, You punch.. Or not. For what its worth, I think you're a great captain."~Mulan

"I saw that" ~Mushu

"what?"~Mulan

"You LIKE him." ~Mushu

"NO, I…" ~Mulan

"Yeah, uh-huh. Sure.GO TO YOUR TENT" ~Mushu

"You forgot to add: 'oh, and by the way, we're all out of potpourri..perhaps you wouldn't mind bringing up some?' This is a WAR.. . try to make it sound more UrGENT! You know what I'm talkin' about?" ~Mushu

"You men owe me a new pair of slippers! And I do NOT squeal like a girl--AAAAAAAAHHHHH!!" ~Chi Fu

"Whats the matter? Never seen a black and white before?" ~Mushu

"I don’t understand. My father should have been here" ~Li Shang

"The- General.." ~Chien-Po

"Im sorry" ~Mulan

"The Huns are moving quickly. We'll make better time to the Imperial City through the Tung Shao Pass. We're the only hope for the Emperor now. Move Out." ~Shang

"What happened!?!" ~Li Shang

"You just gave away our position! Now we'r-" ~Li Shang

"Get out of range!!" ~Li Shang

"Prepare to fight. If we die, we die with honor." ~Li Shang

"Hold the last cannon!" ~Li Shang

"You MISSED!!?! How could you miss?!? He was THREE FEET IN FRONT OF YOU!?!" ~Mushu

"Ping, You're the craziest man I've ever met. And for that I owe you my life. From now on, you have my trust" ~Li Shang

"Let me explain" ~Mulan

"My name is MULAN" ~Mulan

"I did it to save my father. Please Believe me" ~Mulan

"A life for a life. My debt is repaid." ~Li Shang

"Move out." ~Li Shang

"but you can't just-" ~Chi Fu

"--I said, 'Move Out'." ~Li Shang

"I thought I'd see something worthwile. But I was wrong. I see nothing!" ~Mulan

"It just needs a little spit, that’s all. Lemme shine this up for ya...there, see? Look at you you look so pretty" ~Mushu

"What do you mean, you're not lucky?? And what are YOU, A SHEEP??" ~Mushu

"Are we in this together, or not?" ~Mulan

"Lets go kick some Hunny Buns!"~Mushu

"Shang" ~Mulan

"You don't belong here, Mulan. Go home." ~ Li Shang

"The Huns are in the city" ~Mulan

"Why should I believe you?" ~Li Shang

"Why else would I come back?"~Mulan

"You said you'd trust Ping, why is Mulan any different?" ~Mulan

"I know what this means to you, Captain Li. Your father would have been proud" ~the Emperor

"They'll never make it to the Emperor in time.." ~Mulan

"*whistles * Hey guys! Ive got an idea!" ~Mulan

"Any questions?" ~Mulan

"Does this dress make me look fat?" ~Yao

"Concubines. UGLY concubines" ~Hun guard

"Boo" ~Shan-Yu

"Bow to me!" ~Shan-Yu

"No matter how the wind howls, the mountain cannot bow to it" ~the Emperor

"Then you will kneel in pieces!!" ~Shan-Yu

"You took away my victory" ~Shan-Yu

"No! I did" ~Mulan

"The soldier from the mountains" ~Shan-Yu

"What's the plan?"~Mushu

"Hey, I'm making this up as I go."~Mulan

"Citizens! I need firepower!" ~Mushu

"Who are YOU?" ~Barry Cook and Tony Bancroft

"Your worst nightmare" ~Mushu

"You're all out of ideas" ~Shan-Yu

"Not quite" ~Mulan

"Get off the roof, get off the roof, get off the roof!" ~Mulan

"Shes a HERO"~Li Shang

"'Tis a woman" ~Chi Fu

"Listen, you pompous.."~Li Shang

"I have heard a great deal about you, Fa Mulan. You took your fathers armor, ran away from home, impersonated a soldier, deceived your commanding officer, destroyed my palace, AND… You have saved us all."~ the Emperor

"You can have his job" ~the emperor

"Then, take this so that your family will know what you have done for me. And this so the World will know what you have done for CHINA." ~the Emperor

"Is she allowed to do that?" ~Yao

"You.. you fight good" ~Li Shang

"The flower that blooms in adversity is the most rare and beautiful of all" ~the Emperor

"Sir?" ~Li Shang

"You don’t meet a girl like that every dy-nas-ty" ~the Emperor

"I've brought you the sword of Shan-Yu and the crest of the Emperor. They are gifts to honor the Fa family." ~Mulan

"The greatest gift and honor is having you for a daughter."~Fa Zhou

"..She brings home a sword. If ya ask me, she should've brought home a MAN"~Granny Fa

"Excuse me, Does Fa Mulan live here?" ~Li Shang

"Whoo!! Sign me up for the next war!!"~Granny Fa

"Honorable Fa Zhou.. Mulan!" ~Li Shang

"Shang!" ~Mulan

"Mulan, I uhh.. you uhh.. you forgot your helmet.. well, actually, its your helmet, isnt it? Heh, uhh.."~Li Shang

"Would you like to stay for dinner?" ~Mulan

"Would you like to stay forever!?" ~Granny Fa

"Dinner.. would be-Great" ~Li Shang

"C'mon, tell me who did a good job"~Mushu

"Oh, all right, you can become a guardian again" ~the First Ancestor

"Hit it, Cri-Kee"~Mushu

"Thanks, Mushu" ~Mulan

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