GoldFinger
(after getting to know Jill Masterson)
Radio: At the White House today the President said he was entirely satisfied.
JB: That makes two of us.
Moneypenny, won't you ever believe me?
(referring to the Aston Martin upon first introduction)
Allow a man to stop for a quick one en route.
(again the Aston Martin)
Well, you'd be surprised the amount of wear and tear that goes on out there in the
field.
AG: Golf is not yet the national game of Korea!
(after Oddjob decapitates the statue) But what does the club secretary have to say
about it?
(when seeing Tilly Masterson in car race past on mountain road and considering
pursuit)
Discipline, 007, Discipline.
(after puncturing Tilly's tires)
A defect of some kind, most likely.
JB: Do you expect me to talk?
AG: No, Mr. Bond, I expect you to die!
JB: Who are you?
PG: My name is Pussy Galore.
JB: I must be dreaming.
JB: You know he [Oddjob] kills little girls like you.
PG: Little boys, too.
(referring to his horse) AG: Lovely animal, isn't she? JB: Certainly better bred than its
owner.
(after Pussy practices some Judo on JB)
We must have a few first falls together sometime.
(following homing device to junkyard)
CIA guy: Where's this ole pal of yours heading?
Felix: Ten'll get you one it's a drink or a dame.
(after Goldfinger goes to extract gold from crushed car)
As you said, he had a pressing engagement.
(after electrocuting Oddjob)
Felix: Where's your butler friend?
JB: Oh, he blew a fuse.
(referring to Pussy)
Felix: By the way, what made her call Washington?
JB: (pause) I must have appealed to her maternal instincts.
(before boarding the plane to go meet the President)
Felix: I told the stewardess liquor for three
JB: Who are the other two?
Felix: Oh there are no other two!
(after James sends Goldfinger out the window of the plane)
Pussy: What happened? Where's Goldfinger?
JB: Playing his golden harp.
You Only Live Twice
Pre-title Sequence
British arbitrator: As a matter of fact, our man in Hong Kong is working on it right
now.
(cut to Bond kissing Chinese girl)
(Bond and Chinese girl in Hong Kong)
Chinese girl: Darling, I give you very best duck!
Main Sequence
Tiger Tanaka: My friend, now you take your first civilized bath.
JB: Really? I like the plumbing
TT: Rule number two: In Japan, men always come first; women come second.
JB: I just may retire here.
(James with Aki in his arms, ready to "retire" to the bedroom)
Aki: I think I will enjoy very much serving under you.
(after Tiger's men drop the car in pursuit into the ocean using a helicopter and
magnet)
TT: How's that for Japanese efficiency?
JB: Just a drop in the ocean....
(when No. 11 has James all tied up)
No. 11: I've got you now.
JB: Well enjoy yourself!
(as James uses the Dermatone to cut the straps off of No. 11s dress)
JB (aside): Oh, the things I do for England.
(Tiger showing James the cigarette cum mini rocket launcher) TT: It can save your
life, this cigarette.
JB: You sound like a commercial.
(after Kissy explains the separate sleeping arrangements)
JB (pushing away his meal of oysters): Well I won't need these....
(after James -- caught by Blofeld -- asks for his cigarettes)
Blofeld: It won't be the nicotine that kills you, Mr. Bond.
(after destroying Blofeld's volcano and on a raft with Kissy)
Kissy: But they'll never let you stay!
JB: But they'll never find us!
A View to a Kill
(after James returns from his 5 day submarine ride)
Moneypenny: What have you been up to?
JB: Rest and recreation, my darling.
The trip back from Siberia took a lot out of me.
MP: Your dedication, when you're on the job, is most commendable, James.
JB: I'll fill you in later, Moneypenny. (think about that one).
(after the French contact gets hit with a poisonous butterfly)
Waiter: Qu'est-ce qu'il y a, monsieur?
JB: There's a fly in his soup.
Welcome, sir, I'm Jenny Flex.
JB: Of course you are.
JB: I take it you spend a lot of time in the saddle.
Jenny Flex: Oh, I love an early morning ride.
JB: I'm an early riser myself.
(when he discovers the secret elevator switch in Pegasus's stall)
JB: Are you looking for this? Quite a liftup.
(after fighting the two French thugs in Dr. Carl Mortner's lab)
Sir Godfrey Tibbett: I'm afraid I wasn't much help.
JB: Don't worry, it's all wrapped up.
(immediately after James's tryst with May Day)
Zorin: You slept well?
JB: A little restless ... but I got off eventually.
(when General Gogol confronts Zorin)
You will come back to us comrade. No one ever leaves the KGB.
(after May Day escorts the unwilling businessman to his "view to a kill")
Zorin: So, does anyone else want to drop out?
(with James in the hot tub with the KGB agent he met on the beach)
Pola Ivanova: Tchaikovsky!! Detente can be beautiful!
JB: This is no time to be discussing politics.
(going to feed her cat)
Stacey Sutton: Are you hungry?
JB: What are you serving? Whiskas?
(during fire truck chase when James cuts off the trolley)
JB: That should keep them on the wrong track.
(secretly hitching a ride in a mine car full of explosives)
SS: Do you know what I'm sitting on?
JB (looking at her figure and the explosives): I'm trying not to think about it.
(as the blimp threatens to dash James against the Golden Gate)
Z: This'll hurt him more than me.
(after defeating Z, leaving James and SS atop the bridge)
JB: There's never a cab when you want one.
(catching James in the shower with SS)
M: What's he doing?
Q: Just cleaning up a few details.
