Damn It Janet

Brad: Hey, Janet.

Janet: Yes Brad?

Brad: I've got something to say.

Janet: Uh, huh?

Brad: I really loved the skillful way

You beat the other girls to the bride's bouquet.

Janet: Oh Brad.

Brad: The river was deep but I swam it (Janet)

The future is ours so let's plan it (Janet)

So please, don't tell me to can it (Janet)

I've one thing to say and that's...

Damn it - Janet - I love you

The road was long but I ran it (Janet)

There's a fire in my heart and you fan it (Janet)

If there's one fool for you then I am it (Janet)

I've one thing to say and that's...

Damn it - Janet - I love you

Here's a ring to prove that I'm no joker

There's three ways that love can grow

That's good - bad - or mediocre

Oh, J-A-N-E-T - I love you so.

Janet: Oh it's nicer than Betty Munroe had

Now we're engaged and I'm so glad

That you've met Mom and you know Dad

I've one thing to say and that's...

Brad - I'm mad - for you too

Oh Brad

Brad: Oh damn it

Janet: I'm mad

Brad: Oh Janet

Janet: For you

Brad: I love you too

Brad & Janet: There's one thing left to do

Brad: And that's...

Go see the man who began it (Janet)

When we met in his science exam it (Janet)

Made me give you the eye and then panic (Janet)

I've one thing to say and that's...

Damn it - Janet - I love you

Damn it Janet

Janet: Oh Brad I'm mad.

Brad: Damn it Janet.

Brad & Janet: I love you.