Sweet Transvestite

Frank: How do you do

I see you've met my faithful handyman

He's just a little brought down

Because when you knocked

He thought you were the candyman

Don't get strung out by the way I look

Don't judge a book by its cover

I'm not much of a man

By the light of day

But by night I'm one hell of a lover

I'm just a sweet transvestite

From Transexual

Transylvania

Let me show you around, maybe play you a sound

You look like you're both pretty groovy

Or if you want something visual that's not too abysmal

We could take in an old Steve Reeves movie

Brad: I'm glad we caught you at home

Could we use your phone?

We're both in a bit of a hurry

Janet: Right.

Brad: We'll just say where we are

Then go back to the car

We don't want to be any worry

Frank: Well you got caught with a flat

Well how about that?

Well babies don't you panic

By the light of the night

It'll all seem alright

I'll get you a satanic mechanic

I'm just a sweet transvestite

From Transexual

Transylvania.

Why don'tcha stay for the night? (Night)

Or maybe a bite (Bite)

I could show you my favourite obsession

I've been making a man

With blond hair and a tan

And he's good for relieving my tension

I'm just a sweet transvestite

From Transexual

Transylvania

HIT IT, HIT IT!

I'm just a sweet transvestite. (Sweet transvestite)

Sweet transvestite

From Transexual

Transylvania

So come up to the lab

And see what's on the slab

I see you shiver in antici...pation

But maybe the rain

Is really to blame

So I'll remove the cause but not the symptom