Eddie's Teddy

Dr Scott: From the day he was born

He was trouble.

He was the thorn

In his mother's side.

She tried in vain

Narrator: But he never caused her nothing but shame.

Dr Scott: He left home the day she died.

From the day she was gone

All he wanted

Was Rock `n' Roll porn

And a motorbike.

Shooting up junk...

Narrator: He was a low down cheap little punk!

Dr Scott: Taking everyone for a ride.

All: When Eddie said he didn't like his Teddy

You knew he was a no-good kid.

But when he threatened your life with a switch-blade knife

Frank: What a guy!

Janet: Makes you cry.

Dr Scott: Und I did.

Columbia: Everybody shoved him.

I very nearly loved him.

I said, hey, listen to me;

Stay sane inside insanity!

But he locked the door and threw away the key.

Dr Scott: But he must have been drawn

Into something,

Making him warn

Me in a note which reads...

All: What's it say? What's it say?

Eddie: I'm out of my head.

Oh, hurry, or I may be dead.

They mustn't carry out their evil deeds. (scream)

All: When Eddie said he didn't like his Teddy

You knew he was a no-good kid.

But when he threatened your life with a switch-blade knife

Frank: What a guy!

Janet: Makes you cry.

Dr Scott: Und I did.

All: When Eddie said he didn't like his Teddy

You knew he was a no-good kid.

But when he threatened your life

With a switch-blade knife

Frank: What a guy! (Whoa, oh, oh.)

Janet: Makes you cry. (Hey, hey, hey.)

Scott: Und I did. (I did.)