After Jay Leno runs through some funny jokes, some not-so-funny jokes, and the usual late night Monica Lewinsky staple, he introduces "DD," who, on the way out, takes a most choreographed fall, because he is, in actuallity, DD's body double, and he looks *AMAZINGLY* like him!!!! Then the real DD comes out, and introduces his double. His double starts to call his "girlfriend" on his cell, greatly angering DD, who tries to take the phone away from him, but has to wrestle him in order to do so. So out comes his stunt double, since the real DD doesn't actually want to do the dirty fighting. Again, they're amazingly like each other. After a little scrabbling, away they go, and DD says the episode that he will direct will be airing April something or other, and that as a director, he will be very hard on the way he acts. Then up comes the story of their baby, expected in April, no they don't know the sex, they don't want to, they're keeping everything unisex, and there were some not too funny jokes about names. Then came Bill Porter and his "talking" bears, along with a little month old baby (he was sooooo adorable!), and Jay struggling to feed it, at which he remarks, "David, watch carefully, cause you're going to be doing this soon, too," and he seems to be really enjoying it. Then, the part I can't believe I missed (but there's always reruns), he actually dances with the band, the Barenaked Ladies (a very good album, their new one is, i might add)with a little egg as a moracca(is that how u spell it?), and apparently, even did a chest bump. He threw the egg out into the audience, and somebody caught it. Anyway, I'll have the transcript up to the bear part for u soon enough. Till then, ciao!