TOP TEN WAYS THE X-MEN BEAT THE HEAT

10) Invite Forge over. Enjoy brisk chill when he bumps into Storm.

9) Program Danger Room to create Hell the day Perot is elected President.

8) Give Drake sneezing powder while he's in ice form.

7) They turn on the air conditioner. Duh.

6) Reprogram captured Sentinels to run around flapping their arms.

5) Wear even skimpier costumes (WaHoo!!)

4) Invite Sinister over. Bask in the total absence of the warmth of human kindness.

3) Watch Cannonball's expression while Beast tries to explain the whole Spider Clone mess to him. You don't get any cooler, but it gets your mind off it.

2) Use water guns in every adventure.

1) Don't come back from the dead 'til October.

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