10) Consults "Magic 8-Ball" before making a single move.

9) Can create a newer, deadlier version of the Sentinels, capture the X-Men, and decipher Shi'ar script, but can't get VCR to stop flashing "12:00".

8) Dismissed as an OJ juror because he kept interrupting the hearing and accusing every witness of being a "mutie".

7) Began crusade to rid the world of mutants after he failed his crusade to change it to "Cheese and Macaroni".

6) Voted for Dukakais.

5) Took over X-Mansion partially for the computer files, but mainly to try out Beast's "holographic Heather Locklear" program.

4) Due to typo, spent two years trying to stop the X-mas.

3) Always answers phone with "WXOK plays the most rock, non-stop!"

2) Voted for Perot. Not twice, but fifty-three times!

1) The man sunburns under fluorescent lights!