10) Look for Al Gore's personality.

9) Avoid meetings with Bastion.

8) Not sue President Clinton.

7) Keep telling Reagan that he doesn't live here any more.

6) Beer runs for the Senate.

5) Get tips for helping the national debt from Leona Helmsley for a pack of cigarettes.

4) Prank call Perot.

3) Remove Sock's cat door from the room with The Button.

2) Distract Hillary.

1) With Quayle gone, SOMEONE'S got to mow the White House lawn.