10) Reprogramed the danger room to dump a bucket of slime on anyone who says "I don't know."

9) Installed video cameras in Psylocke's room. (Hank has yet to remove them)

8) Switched regular coffee with Folger's crystals.

7) Spent $1300 on 1-900-EROTIC-DNA.

6) Tried to get them to change their name to the "Zeo X-Men".

5) Spent 12 hours watching tapes of "Beavis and Butt-Head", then went straight to the genetics lab, grinning all the way.

4) Challenged Wolverine to a "Who's Hairier?" contest.

3) Marveled at what a master geneticist Jim Henson must have been.

2) Spent three days trying to figure out Windows '95.

1) Reset Beast's VCR to tape Oprah instead of Ricki.