TOP TEN BOOKS THAT SABRETOOTH HAS READ

10) A Slasher in the Rye

9) The Scarlet Stained Letter

8) The National Inquirer (OK, I know that it's technically not a book, but YOU try telling him that!)

7) Whittle Women

6) A Flail of Two Cities

5) David Chopperfield

4) Anything by Stephen King

3) The Diary of Anne Frankenstein

2) Tess of D'Urbervillains

1) Shi'ar Technology For Dummies