TOP TEN SUPER HERO FEARS

10) That the team will rent out your room before you come back from the dead.

9) That you'll find the Batmobile parked in your space.

8) That there are no new ways to incorporate the words "dark", "death", "fire", or "claw" into a super name.

7) That Superman can't hold his liquor.

6) X-Coors (Oh, wait! That's one of the top 10 super hero BEERS!)

5) That henchmen will figure out that they don't have to attack just one at a time.

4) That someone will invite the Punisher to the next super party. (Yeah, THAT'S a relaxing evening)

3) That your next sidekick will be some chubby guy in a rabbit suit. (I'm a MOTH, damnit!)

2) That the new TV show based on you will be on CBS.

1) Skid marks (well, it'd #1 for you if you wore your undies on the outside too!)