TOP TEN THINGS KIDS RECEIVED AT THE X-MANSION THIS HALLOWEEN

10) Little pieces of Wolverine's adamantium skeleton.

9) Little glowing candy from Gambit.

8) A gun in their face, an interrogation, and a holding cell in the Danger Room whenever Bishop answered the door.

7) Naked pictures of Psylocke (Woo-Hoo!!!!).

6) Naked pictures of Blob (Don't ask, you don't want to know).

5) Winners of the next 100 World Series from Cable.

4) Beast's sheddings.

3) Any one item from Illyanna's old room.

2) Iceman's old power ranger underwear.

1) Three Musketeers. What did you expect? Some weird Shi'ar thing?

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