9. He invented The Macarena.

8. Not a mutant, gained his powers when he was bitten by a radioactive deck of playing cards.

7. Not just the president of the Hair Club for Men, he's also a client.

6. Hasn't bathed since the Carter Administration.

5. He was the real voice of Milli Vanilli.

4. Doesn't just believe in the Tooth Fairy, believes he IS the Tooth Fairy.

3. Was the "Genius" behind Image Comics.

2. He doesn't like the Arch Deluxe.

1. Thinks Stan Lee is sexy.