9) "Hey, is that the new Bette Midler CD?"

8) "Can't we all just get along?"

7) "Don't blame me. I voted for Perot."

6) "I've fallen, and I can't get up!"

5) "DAMNIT, WHO DRANK ALL MY PRUNE JUICE?!"

4) "Aaaaaaaaaall righty, then!"

3) "Not now! 'Dr. Quin: Medicine Woman' is on."

2) "Another time X-Men, I have to go tinkle."

1) "Hey Sinister, do you ever get that....Not-So-Fresh feeling?"