10) Had Sinister splice his genes with Dick Clark's to keep from aging.

9) Once put Nair into his best friend's shampoo.

8) Two words: Crop Circles.

7) Never figured out how to use powers to get free HBO.

6) Cried when they shot Old Yeller. For three days!

5) Was there when Pee Wee Herman was arrested.

4) While working on a new invention at his secret base in Dallas, he accidentally invented a "magic bullet".

3) Introduced Yoko Ono to John Lennon.

2) In a hurry to get to Asteroid M, he accidentally made a hole in the Ozone layer.

1) Invented Disco.