10. Three words..... Too much Cappuccino!

9. He needed something to cover up that bald head.

8. Doesn't have to follow that "No Shirt, No Shoes, No Service" policy at Circle K's.

7. Magneto's evil side kept singing Macarena 24 hours a day.

6. Really upset about the whole O.J. thing.

5. Bought lots of copies of Rob Liefeld comics hoping they would be collectors items.

4. Seemed like a good idea at the time.

3. Needed something to boost sales, and that whole dying and coming back cliché is so worn out.

2. Paid millions of dollars for advanced technology and Shi'ar equipment, but still can't get HBO.

1. Hey, if you were around all those hot women wearing spandex outfits who think of you as a father figure, you'd go crazy too!