10) Got his last plot to take over the Earth from an episode of Power Rangers.

9) Constantly trying to train his voice to sound more like Gilbert Godfry's.

8) Thinks that since Speed was a great movie, Speed 2 must be twice as good!

7) Finds himself muttering "Sgnil Luc. Sgnil Luc!"

6) Wakes up every morning naked and in a hot tub with Bea Arthur.

5) Believes that he has the mutant power to get 12 CD's for a penny.

4) Plans to get underway with his big schemes after this little Internet fad disappears.

3) Says everything in rhyme.

2) Once watched a "Beavis & Butthead Moron-A-Thon" from start to finish.

1) He claims to have been born in ancient Egypt and is trying to take over the world. YOU figure it out.