The Train: Very suiting. Kevin seriously reminds me of a train.
Turtle: Kevin? A turtle? It's true, many people call him that. But he does kind of look like one, and move like one, and act like one, and talk slow like one... And his neck especially resembles a turtle neck, I dunno.
Boner: I'm not sure where but somewhere I heard Brian talking about calling AJ 'Boner'. It has brought exactly three things to my mind: 1) What kind of gay name is Boner? 2) Talk about kinky! 3) Do they all have some kind of experience with this "Boner" thing? I'm sure Brian and nick came up with the name.
B-Rok: This name is supposed to have something to do with basketball. But what? He plays basketball like a rock? I think it's just some pet name nick came up with.
Fish Face/Alien Man: In the Backstreet Boys CD cover pull out thingy, Brian looks like a transparent alien, and like he's sucking in his cheeks to make a fish face.
Kaos: Kaos. With a K. Please nick, can we be more lame?
Gay Boy: My personal face name to call nick.
The Troll: The troll? Aww.... Howie doesn't look like a troll....
Latin Lover: Seriously, what lame ass came up with that stupid name for Howie?
