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Anywhere For Food (A song about Nick)


Written By: BRokHoney@aol.com
Produced By: Big C and M.E. Company
Sung to the tune of: Anywhere For You


I'd go anywhere for food
anywhere I needed to
I'd do anything for food
anything I wanted to

I'd walk halfway around the world
for just one bite of food
far beyond the call of hunger
I'm fat, I'm gay, I'm rude
As long as someone's here to feed me
I won't lose some weight believe me
i eat ten big macs everyday you know

CHORUS:
________I'd go anywhere for food
_______ anywhere I needed to
_______ I'd do anything for food
_______ anything I wanted to
_______ Campells, Kraft, Chef Boyarde
_______ is all I'm ever gonna need
_______ There's one thing for sure
_______ I know it's true
_______ Baby, I'd go anywhere for food

I used to think slimfast was just
for fat and desperate fools
and I'd never find someone to give me all this food
but I knew the very minute
couldn't live my life without jenny in it
and now I want the wide world to know

CHORUS:
________I'd go anywhere for food
_______ anywhere I needed to
_______ I'd do anything for food
_______ anything I wanted to
_______ Campells, Kraft, Chef Boyarde
_______ is all I'm ever gonna need
_______ There's one thing for sure
_______ I know it's true
_______ Baby, I'd go anywhere for food


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