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My comment in italics, fucks comment in regular writing.


Name: Steph
Comments: Know what? I love humor sites.

Good for you. Join the club of, about, ten.

Whodaman and the Phat Farm are probably the best BSB pages out there...

Uh oh, I see where this is heading

This one really dissapointed me. It's not that funny.

*sob* I'm crushed. Join the club of about, 2,000.

None of it is original, and all you do is crack really bad jokes on gay people.

Gay people? Oh, you mean nick. I cracked too many jokes on nick. Just so everyone knows, I will never crack jokes on gay people as a whole, just nick.

I'd like them if they were FUNNY.

OUCH. Oooo... that one got me right here.

Here's a hint: Check out this site http://geocities.datacellar.net/Broadway/*****/****/

No advertising on the stupid fucks page!

That's a REAL humor site, as in actually amusing.

Well, sheesh. If you don't think i'm funny, go the hell away!

This was just insulting, like you'd actually think someone with brain power would find it funny.

OK, ok, it was ok while you were insulting me, I can handle it, but would you please not insult the people that come and visit and like my page? It's not their fault.

Get a damn sense of humor. Steph

Get a damn life! Sheesh!


This was the very first fuck (well, fucks) to sign my guestbook!!

Name: Nikki & Amanda
Comments: Hey. We read this whole page and would just like to say that if you are going to claim that this is a BSB humor page, then at least make it funny.

Oh dear, it isn't funny? I'm very dissapointed in myself. And you better tell all those people that said I was funny that I'm not, or else they'll be in a lot of trouble.

We have been to other humor pages (Matt & Cheryl's) and found them hilarious. But yours isn't. It's just downright rude and uncreative.

It's funny, really, some people say I should get a life because my site is exactly like theres, and some people say there's is so funny, and mine sucks shit. I'm quite the confused one.

Better luck next time.

Well, thank you, but I think this is all the humor sites I can handle for one lifetime.


Name: I don't have a name

Oh dear, you don't? We better get you one, quick! Everyone should have a name!!

Comments: You think Nick Carter is lame?

Uh, well, yeah.

Well my definition for lame would be your jokes.

I can see it in the dictionary now... Lame: (Laym) adj. Caroline's jokes. But wait, isn't lame supposed to be an adjective?

Get a sense of humour.

Look who's talking, the person who likes nick carter!! Yeah, you must have a great sense of humor to like nick!!


Name: not gonna tell ya!

Good thing, cause I don't really care to know.

Comments: know something?

Not according to some people, no, I don't know anything.

i think you're actually quite good at this insulting- people- and- disguising- it- as- fan- worship- stuff. but thats your prerogative.

Uhhhh... thanks?

what i'm wondering is, when is the internet gonna get regulated so that screwed up people like yourself get fixed?

Well, there was this little amedment called free speech, and it does happen to apply to the internet...

see? i don't care for nick. at all. and i like howie too. but your problem seems to be this: hating nick cos he's gay.

No I don't!! I never said 'I HATE NICK BECAUSE NICK IS GAY!' Wait a second, yes I did. But most people with this little thing called a 'sense of humor' know that I'm just joking around. Hey, my gay friends that come around here think I'm funny, so why are you defending something that they don't even care about??

dont know where you come from,

Well, if you're asking, Atlanta Georgia USA

but in my world, its called being prejudiced and spreading hatred.

Well, in my world, it's called 'trying to have a sense of humor about the world'. Where do you live again?

no, i'm not gay. actually, i don't even know anyone who is.

Then, maybe that's why. I do know someone, a bunch of someones, who are gay but they are very nice and I have nothing against them.

but i DO know, hating someone for who they are, is just another name for racism.

Isn't racism that thing like, black people hating white people, or white people hating hispanic people, you know, it has to do with the color of your skin... your race?

call it genetic racism if you will.

Maybe i'm mistaken, but I think you should call it 'Sexual Racism' considering if you called it genetic racism it would be hating them for something they inherited through their genes.

i think you need to find another reason to hate nick.

I have... he's stupid, he's stuck up, he's not very pretty, he's ignorant of people who are a little less fortunate than himself... read the articles baby.

either that, or clear up your mind, cos last time i checked, slander was a punishable offense. comprende?

Yep, good thing I'm not offending anyone! Exept for maybe you, who is offended by something that you think gay people should be offended by, but they aren't. OK, I admit, calling nick gay is an insult to the gay people of this world. I'm sorry. I'll try and be more leanient. How do you spell that?


Name: not gonna tell ya!
Comments: i've never done this before. y'know, deliver two diatribes in one day. but then i guess theres a first time for everything, huh?

Uhhh... I guess so...

i said 'no, i'm not gay. actually, i don't even know anyone who is gay'. but then, so what if i *was* and so what if i *did*? what then? oh, wait, i know, you'd probably think i was alien scum only there so i could be wiped out, just like you think nick is.

When the hell did I say that? Isn't that called 'Putting words in my mouth? Damn, if you took me to court, you couldn't possibly have any evidence against me accept shit you made up.

did you even stop to think that maybe, just maybe, there might be a possibility that theres more to people than their sexual orientation?

Uh, well, yeah. That's why I said nick was gay *after* I got to know him. And that's why some of my friends are gay... catch my drift?

what bugs me most is how people like you can get away with your prejudices.

Maybe it's because I'm not being prejudice against anyone but nickolas gene carter.

i mean, you don't know *anything* about the PERSON that he is,

Damn girl, it's called comedy. It's called, do you know how many interviews there are with him? They aren't all the normal, 'I'm a great guy' act. Some are pretty revealing of his true nature.

yet here you are, on a lovely little joyride in cyberspace, ranting on and on about nick and the ten reasons you hate him. speaking of which, proof of your current hate condition: "reason 10- becasue he's the gayest boy ever!"

Have you ever heard of context? Maybe I mean he's the happiest boy ever, ok? Gay does have more than one meaning. I'm not saying that I do think he's the happiest boy ever, it's just that there are more meanings of gay than happy and homosexual. And don't try and tell me 'well, they're not in the dictionary' cause you know what I'm talking about.

you want a name for this site? how about 'Slander Central'? Or, 'I Am Prejudiced'? yeah, they could work.

Hmmm.. good ones, but no, I definetly like fish face and the mafia boys much better.

get a life, girl. its the least you owe yourself.

Uhhh... thanks for the, uh, tip.


Name: FrooFroo
Comments: Personally, I among others think you are very very immature. The word gay is not to be played around with like that.

Oh sheesh, not one of you people agiain!!

For all I care, Nick could well be gay. Well that's not the point. YOU call him gay boy, it's like me calling you straight girl, right?

There we go with that context thing again... I bet you've called people 'dumb' before. Well, dumb means they are mute and deaf. But do you think of it like that? No. You think of it as just calling them stupid. Well, that's what I think of gay.

Right. There is nothing wrong with a gay guy, or girl for that matter. It's just what they choose to be. In other words, lighten up or you'll get your ass kicked.

What are you gonna do? Kick my ass through the telephone wire? Oh, I'm scared.

I know you mean gay as an insult, in other words that's called prejudice. Gay people are just part of our population.

No, I mean gay as a totally different context. I mean gay as stupid, or not very smart. Not really homosexual, but still homosexual. I guess it's one of those things that only people with a sense of humor understand.

In fact, my best friend is gay and he is one of the nicest people I know.

Really? I have some of those too! I guess we're not too different after all!

I hate to say this, but you are a mean and awful mother fucker who is a sheer disgrace to mankind.

Yeah, I bet that thing just killed you to say it, huh? Phew, at least I'm just a disgrace to mankind, not womankind. Oops, you were using it not as literal, weren't you?? Geez, kinda reminds me of how I used GAY!!

I suggest you take this lousy excuse for a page down, this is the whole world here who is viewing your page, and you try and get a life.

Um... no thanks, I'll just leave it up. It's my god-given right because I have a modem and a computer available so I am allowed to make a webpage and I'm allowed to say whatever I want on it.

Do you need that spelt? G-E-T-A-L-I-F-E.

Get a life's one word? Coulda fooled me.

Believe me, no one wants to read the shit you have to say.

Well gee... that makes me feel bad... 'And when it seems as though nobody understands young man, understand...' 'Roll with it...'


Name: I DONT WANT YOU TO KNOW!!!!!!

Oh... darn.. i'm dissapointed... no.

Comments: I HATE THIS SITE!!! IT STINKS!!!

*Sniff sniff...* It does? Maybe that's you... I don't smell anything!

YOU'RE SAYING NICK IS GAY AND YOU"RE THE ONE WHO ACTS GAY!!!

Shhhhh! Don't tell that to FrooFroo cause she'll get mad that you're hating me cause I'm gay!!

I WILL TELL ALL MY FRIENDS NOT TO GET ON THIS SITE OR PUT IT ON THEY"RE LISTS OF SITES.

Oh gee... well if your friends are anything like you I don't want them coming to my site!!

THIS IS THE WORST SITE I HAVE BEEN ON. PERSONALLY THE BACKSTREET BOYS RULE OVER N'SYNC

I think so too.

AND INTERGALACTIC.INTERGALACTIC STINKS, SO DOES N'SYNC!!!

Whoa, whoa whoa, hold up!! Now, you can say n sync sucks cause I think so too, but if you think intergalactic sucks and are mad at me for putting that on my page, well than FUCK YOU! because this is my page and I'll put whatever the hell I want on it!

YOU BETTER NOT TALK BAD ANYMORE ABOUT THE BACKSTREET BOYS!!!

Or what? You're going to beat me up?

BY THE WAY HOWIE IS UGLY!!!

No one tells Caroline Howie looks ugly to be mean to me!!!!! That in no way is fair to dear sweet unpopular howie. YOU DIE!! GET OFF MY SITE!! HOW DO PEOPLE LIKE YOU GET HERE!

I HATE THIS SITE!!! IT STINKS!!!

I still don't smell anything...

ESPSCIALLY THE TITANIC STORY!!! I'M SUPRISED HOWIE REALLY MARRIED YOU.

Oh mi god, I wish he really married me! Can we say 'That's something caroline made up'???

THAT SHOWS HOW MUCH SENSE HE HAS.

No, I think that shows how much sense you don't have.

THIS SITE STINKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I CAN'T SMELLL IT!!!!


Name: Autumn
E-mail: Aharmony4u@aol.com
Comments: I really hated this page.

Oh well, gosh, I'm sorry.

I have never seen any one be so crude and mean.

You HAVEN'T!!?? My god, I'm saying stupid pointless things about five guys I've never met, and who will never ever visit this site and I'm the meanest person you know??? Man, this guy at my school, he just cut off this girls ponytail. Just snipped it off with some scissors. That was the meanest and cruelest thing I've ever seen happen. I think it in no way compares to what I've done.

I think you have NO right to diss any of them when you haven't even met them.

I think I have every right in the world to diss anyone I want, and no one should be able to do anything about it.

I think you should be dissing yourself because no one in this world could be more meaner than you :-)

Oh, that's cute, why don't we just add a little smiley face after we use bad english??


Name: BSB RUULE!!!!!!!!!

Well, gee, if you're gonna say that could you please spell it right>?

Comments: YOU ARE A STUPID BITCH WHO HAS NO LIFE.

*Caroline takes a big bow* Thank you, thank you, no applause required.

YOUR WEBSITE SUCKS AND YOU ARE PRETTY FUCKED UP,

You want to meet some fucked up people? I can show you this guy I know when he's on LSD, now *that's* fucked up.

SO YOU COULD SHOVE THIS WEBSITE UP YOUR ASS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I could, but it sounds painful and I'm not quite sure how to do this.

FUCK OFF YOU STUPID MOTHER FUCKER AND GET A LIFE!!!!!!

I don't fuck my mother what you talkin 'bout ho?

P.S NICK IS THE MOST BEAUTIFUL GUY ON THE PLANET!!!!!!!!!!

Oh, well, that explains everything, you're a nick teenybopper!!


Name: FUCK OFF

Just, one question, were you born in the '70s?

Comments: ANY ONE WHO LIKES THIS SITE SUCKS !!!!!!!!!!

Hey, don't talk about my friends that way!

SO FUCK OFF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Aww... it's over already? Was all ready to go insult some people! This sucks!


Name: nora
e-mail: serene88@backstreetboys.com
Comments: I know you love the Backstreet Boys...

All right, this girl isn't seeming so bad...

...but you have no right calling them down! if you were a true fan you wouldnt do that!

Oh no, I'm not a *true fan.* Dammit, my life has been wasted.

I guess you arent a bsb fan if you make fun of them.

Didn't you just say that?

I didnt think any of it was funny. It sucked so bad!

Then why the hell did you read it?

Its gotta be the worst site ever! And Nick isnt gay!!!

And Hitler wasn't crazy!

your just jealous because you cant be with him and you are mad about it!

I AM?? Someone should have told me sooner! (BARF)

I hope you get the least in life!!!!!

Naw... I just screwed my very gorgeous boyfriend an hour and a half ago... I'm gooood...


Name: Katie Whatever
E-Mail: nonjaturner@aolone.com
From: My hometown
Comments: Okay, as far as Nick being gay goes, he's just about as gay as you are you stupid hooch.

I'm a hooch? That's a funny word. Hooch. Hooch. Hahaha...

If Nick was gay, he wouldn't have a GIRLfriend named MANDY, now would he?

If MANDY were intelligent, she wouldn't have a boyfriend named nick, now would she?

As far as your stupid quotes go, you took those out of sentances and paragraphs that made perfect sense.

Oh mi god~ She figured me out!

Nick is not gay, he does not date Brian, he is not attracted to AJ b/c of his tattoos, and, unlike you Nick DOES have a sex life.

Wait? Did she just say I don't have a sex life?? I must clear that up. I probably have a much bigger sex life than she does because she wouldn't be so bitchy if she had sex. Hell yeah. I got laid today.

Since your so obsessed with gay people that don't exist, why don't you take a look at a gay person that does exsist, and go look in a mirror.

Are you saying my boyfriend's a girl?? But--well, nevermind. You wouldn't understand. I forgot you've never gotten laid before.

You are such a punk, you have to make a website talking stupid unfunny stuff about 5 men who pour their heart & soul into their music, and you make fun of them, and might I add, it's not even funny.

Oh-freaking-Darn.

All the people who think it is funny must not be real bsb fans.

Yeah, you're real nice, calling people you don't know jerks. I can understand how you would find yourself in a place to insult me.

And as for your opinion on the tour, I see nothing wrong with it being on the night before Thanksgiving, I went to that, and there wasn't any reason for you to say it was a bad day, b/c it didn't interfere with Thanksgiving Day at all.

Well, I have about a million e-mails written by people who agree with me so, yeah, screw you, whatever.

And, as a matter of fact, I would like to go to a concert on Christmas eve. That would be the best present I could ever receve.

But what about the Boys? Don't you think they'd want to be with their families?? No respect for the poor boys.

But for you the best present you could ever receve would be a life.

Why does everyone say I need a life?? I have a freaking life!!


Name: ASHLEY
e-mail: laura_a15@hotmail.com Comments: IF U CLAIM TO BE A BSB FAN , WHY DON'T U ACT LIKE IT,.

I don't waaaaaaaaaanna.... wahhhh...

U KNOW I DON'T THINK HOWIE WOULD LIKE IT MUCH FOR U TALKING ABOUT HIS BEST BUDS LIKE THAT.

How do you know?? You don't KNOW him. It could all be an act. Maybe he HATES them. You never know.

U R A VERY RUDE PERSON.

Thanks.

HOW WOULD U LIKE IT IF SOMEONE WROTE CRAP LIKE THAT ABOUT U.

For god sakes, read this page... everyone is. And this is what i'm doing.

THE LEAST U COULD HAVE DONE WAS AT LEAST MAKE IT FUNNY!!

I did. You just don't like it.

UR LAME!!!

UR LAMER!!!! Haha, I got FOUR exclamations points and you only got three!


Name: I LOve Nick

That's a really stupid name...

e-mail: your site sucks caroline

There's a whole e-mail service deticated to hating me? I'm HONORED.

From: You don't care

Now who says that? Oh wait. I don't.

Comments: I think you LIKE Nick, and thats why you make stupid jokes who aren't even funny.

Uhh... that makes perfect sense. And since when are jokes 'who's'?

You are such a bitch.....ASSHOLE

Arf arf. What kind of noises do assholes make? nevermind, don't answer that.

You are a total lesbean

Dammit, why do people keep telling me my boyfriend's a girl?? Trust me, I know he's not.

And for your information NICK IS THE FINEST BOY IN THE WORLD.

Umm... you are so informative... I really didn't know that...

sO FUCK YOUR SELF BITCH..............

See, that's how i know my boyfriend's not a girl...

YOUR SITE totally sucks up ITS THE WORST SITE EEEVVVVEEEEEEERRRR...

Dammit, I was going for the second worst site ever.


One more person belongs on this stupid fucks webpage...

The 'Kevin Richardson' impersonator. Could you guy all e-mail them and tell them to stop impersonating kevin?


E-mail Caroline, kickboxzer@yahoo.com


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