Untitled, by Valerie and Grace

Due to a computer error, the Boys hotel has overbooked. Thus forcing the guys to share rooms for the first time since reaching world wide fame. Of course Nick and Brian chose to share a room, while Kevin, Howie, and Aj are left thrown together in the adjoining room.

We meet up with the Boys the night after a big show. The scene starts in Nick and Brian's room, both are asleep, and the lights are off. The only sound to be heard is Nick's spineless wimpering, because the little pansy is afraid of the dark. The silence is suddenly broken by a loud knock at the door. Nick scurries out of bed, and throws on the light (revealing his footed Barney PJ's)

Voice from outside: Howie! Let me in!

Nick looks through the peephole, only to see Aj closely staring right back at him.

Aj: I see you asshole, let me in!

Nick opens the door, and Aj falls through the doorway and lands on the floor in a heap, and begins giggiling hysterically.

Nick: This isn't your room.

Aj: (still laughing at nothing) 'Tis now! Out Boy! (points to the door and tries to get up, only to trip over his own pants, and falls laughing to floor again)
Brian: (sleepily) Aj, what the heck is wrong with you? We have a plane to catch tomorrow morning.
Nick: Yeah, are Howie and Kevin back yet?

Coincidentally, Howie and Kevin were just returning from a dissappointing night out, and were just walking by on the way to their room. Decked out in black suits and looking as suave and cool as ever, the two older BSB members stop to see what's going on, just as Aj was pulling out a small plastic bag from his pocket.

Nick: Don't you know what time it is?
Kevin: Time for you to shut the fuck up, punk.
Nick: Sorry sir.
Howie: Aj, what is that?
Aj: Weed, Weed, Weed......(he giggles, and begins throwing the contents of his baggie up in the air)

Just then, Denise McLean, pops her head in the door, intending to tell the Boys to settle down and get some sleep. By now Aj is rolling in his pot, and purring like a cat.

Denise: AJ, Just what do you think you are doing?
Kevin: (thinking quickly) Um, he got away from us again. We'll clean this up and take care of him, Ms. McLean.
Denise: O.K., but you boys make sure you flush that stuff this time.
Howie: Oh, we will. We promise. (*wink*)
Denise: Aj, I'll deal with you in the morning. Good night boys. Howie and Kev: Good Night.

As soon as she is gone, they get to work gathering up the mess Aj has made. Meanwhile, Aj himself, had made his way over to Nick's Nintendo, and began playing nothing on a blank screen. Nick, worried that his only friend may be in jeopardy, runs over and begins putting it away.

Howie: That's all of it.
Kevin: Party time?
Howie: Party time!
Brian: Kevin, I'm telling your mom.
Kevin:(raises his fist in a threatening manner) you say one word and I'll break every bone in your petite, little body.
Brian: YIPES! (pulls covers over head and cowers w/ fear.)
Kevin and Howie proceed to the roof to have a little fun, but stop to pick up a friend on the way up. Later, on the roof.......

Howie: (takes a hit and passes it on to Kevin) Man, why does everyone think I'm ugly? Do I really look like a troll?
Kevin: That's nothing. At least you get to sing every once in a while. (Takes a hit and passes it on) What do you think little man. Aaron Carter: (blowing out smoke) Dude, Nick is such a fuckin' dork.
All start laughing.

Meanwhile, back in Nick's room, Aj has gotten the munchies. While Nick is sobbing and picking up the pieces of a now broken Nintendo, Aj crawls over to Nick's bag. he opens it to find cheese curls, brownies, Dr. Pepper, Funyuns, chips, Easy Cheese, crackers, and every kind of Little Debbie ever made. He can't make up his mind, so he decides to take the whole bag. He also decides to leave Nick an I.O.U. for it, and he reaches further into the bag and pulls out some paper and a marker. He begins scribbling a note for Nick like this one:
I.O.U.
chez cirls
brownyz
DP
Fugnuyngs
Potaatoo Chip.......

Nick: What ARE YOU Doing!!
Aj: Oh, I was going to write you a note, but since you're here I'll tell you, I.O.....
. Nick: YOURE WRITING ON MY COMIC BOOK!!!
Aj: oh, sorry. he he.....
Nick: Gimme that! GET OUT!
Aj: (begins to cry) But, but, where'm I gonna go...Whaaa

Just then Howie and Kevin are coming back downstairs, and stop in the check on the situation. At the same time Lou Pearlman comes in.

Lou: You Boys need to quiet down and go to sleep!
Brian:(poking his head out from under the covers) I tried to tell them, but they wouldn't list...(A dirty look from Kevin, sends him fleeing for the safety of his blankie, again)
Nick: Aj took my comic book.
Kevin: (in a high pitched mocking voice) Aj took my comic book.
Lou: Look, I don't care who did what, but you have a plane to catch early tomorrow, and you're waking up half the hotel, now go to sleep, understand. Remember, I OWN you.
All: Yes sir.

With that said, Lou makes his grand exit fading into the shadows like a demon. Nick snatches his bag of goodies from Aj, and grabs his comic book and Nintendo and hurries to the safety of his bed.

Howie: C'mon Red Eyes. (Kevin helps to pick Aj up)

Aj is unconscious by now, Kev and Howie grab his arms and drag him towards the door.

Aj: (raising his head slowly) The train's got me. Oh no! Hey Hey Howie, don't leave me under your bride, Okay. Hee Hee Hee. Choo Choo..... OW!
Kevin: Oh, I'm sorry we missed the door by that much. Hope you don't have a concusion.

Aj, Kevin, & Howie return to their room where they all have very pleasent dreams. Meanwhile, back in Brian and Nick's room, Brian gets up and turns out the light. Several seconds later, a quivering voice cuts through the darkness.

Nick: Brian?
Brian: What Nickay
Nick: I'm scared of Kevin. can I sleep in your bed tonight?
Brian: C'mere ya big lug.
Then Brian and Nick drift off in to some pleasent dreams of their own.

THE END