AnyWho: The quickest and easiest way to keep tabs on that forbidden love.

Black People Love Us: Word!

BullshitJob: A good place to air your workplace grievances or just rhapsodize over Office Space.

Cats In Sinks: For all your cat and bathroom needs.

The Cereal Box Archive: Yes!

Classmates: Like an illegal personal search, only legal (and free).

Duel Action Cleanse: This guy's got the funniest infomercials I've ever seen.

EGM's Crapstravaganza: The 20 Worst Games Of All Time: An absolutely cutthroat, take-no-prisoners condemnation of bad video games. Also one of the funniest things I have ever read.

elgooG: Some programmer has way too much time on his hands.

Engrish.com: Voted "Most Likely To Make You Laugh Until You Faint" by an independent council composed of myself.

Eric Conveys An Emotion: Strapping young lad from Silicon Valley puts his webcam to much better use than Jennicam ever did.

Fortean Times: The world of strange phenomena.

Found Magazine: Obviously the greatest idea in the history of mankind.

Gizoogle: "Fo all you beotches who wanna find shiznit"--i.e., all of you.

Google Earth: Take a shot at finding Osama bin Laden on your own.

Googlism: Authoritative.

HowStuffWorks: Promises to explain how "everything" works, but I'm sure there are a few chinks in the armor somewhere...

I Am Jack's Younger Self: A completely fleshed-out hypothesis that 'Jack' from Fight Club is the adult that Calvin from Calvin and Hobbes grew up to be. A bit like my Fight Radiohead site, but even more bizarre; take a trip through the mind of a delusional fan and come out unscathed.

Illegal Art: The best-kept open secret on the Web...

johnny.ihackstuff.com: ...except for this.

J.R.'s Duck Pornography Page: The only one of its kind, and exactly what it claims to be. Don't ask me how in the world I stumbled across it, because I honestly can't remember.

The Lord Of The Peeps: The Fellowship Of The Peep: Geekdom at its zenith.

No Pants Day: Go for it.

oo: My personal favorite is "The Password".

PetsOvernight.com: Delivering "Little Bundles of Love", in a box, directly to your door.

Rotten.com: The soft white underbelly of the net, eviscerated for all to see.

Smelly Poop: Reportedly allows you to dramatically reenact Pink Flamingos by sending someone a $25 bowel movement through the mail.

Steak 'n' Shake: The best fast food anywhere.

TerraServer USA: Zoom in on any area of the United States that you desire.

Three Kids Kicking the Crap Out of a Chair For No Particular Reason: Still gets my vote for the funniest site on the Net.

The T.W.I.N.K.I.E.S. Project: The natural by-product of having several free hours and the entire campus at your disposal.

Where's George?: You can never say "You don't know where that's been" again.

Zombie Squad: A crack team of zombie hunters ready to serve you when the dead come knocking on your door. (Read: a clever cover for the Red Cross.)

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