April Transcripts

APRIL 20th 2000

[ANDREAS ENTERS THE ROOM, PICKS UP THE PHONE & MAKES A CALL]

ANDREAS: MADAM IS BEING RELEASED FROM POLICE CUSTODY TODAY. SHE EXPECTS CAVIAR, CHAMPAGNE, AND OYSTERS CHILLED AND WAITING. IF THEY'RE NOT HERE, YOU'LL BE THE ONE ANSWERING TO HELENA.

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[ANDREAS & HELENA ENTER THE ROOM]

HELENA: THAT JAIL CELL WAS HORRIFIC. AND THE FOOD -- THE ONLY THING THAT WAS EVEN BARELY EDIBLE WERE THE SALTINE CRACKERS. I AM FAMISHED. FIRST CAVIAR, NO OYSTERS, SMOKED SALMON, CREME FRAICHE, AND CHAMPAGNE. FOLLOWED BY A NICE WARM BATH AND A MASSAGE. OH, HOW I HAVE MISSED YOUR SKILLFUL TOUCH.

STEFAN: I'M AFRAID YOU'LL HAVE TO POSTPONE YOUR REUNION WITH YOUR MASSEUR. FIND SOME OTHER DUTIES TO PERFORM. 

ANDREAS: SHALL I THROW HIM OUT, MADAM? 

HELENA: DELIGHTFUL AS IT MIGHT BE TO WATCH YOU ATTACK MY SON, HE'S A PRACTITIONER OF SOME SORT OF MARTIAL ART OR ANOTHER. I COULDN'T BEAR IT IF HE ACTUALLY HARMED YOU IN SOME WAY. WHY DON'T YOU JUST WAIT IN THE NEXT ROOM. 

STEFAN: VERY PRUDENT

[ANDREAS LEAVES THE ROOM]

APRIL 28th 2000

HELENA: HOW WOULD YOU LIKE TO PLAY A GAME OF CHESS? 

LUCKY: I'D LIKE THAT. 

[ANDREAS ENTERS THE ROOM]

ANDREAS: MASTER NIKOLAS IS ABOUT TO BOARD.