Where the bastards gonna go without the woods to hide in?
Time to get medieval on their asses!

You kick down the door of the cabin and drag the jug of gasoline behind you.
"Think you're clever huh? Yeah, let's see how clever you are when you're on fire! I'll blow your butts to kingdom come!"

You cover the nearby trees in gasoline and lite the dynomite.
You take a couple steps back and as the fuse burns down you chuck it into the dark.

"Nooooo!" The child cries as the explosion engulfs the forests.
The childs voice turns deep into that of evil.
"NOOOOO!"

You stand in glory as the forests turns red. The trees burn and smoke rises in the sky.
A grin comes over your face as you laugh into the nights sky. "Ah ha! Ah ha ha ha! Ahhhh haaaa haaa ha haaaa!" The explosions and shots of fire continue and soon enough the entire woods burn.

You step back into the cabin and find yourself face to face with your reflection in the mirror.
You grin. "Nice job you did out there!" You tell yourself as the glow from the flames still covers the landscape.

As you turn to grab your bags and gear you notice your mirror image still stands there.
You are bolted with a shock as your reflection grins back at you.
"So, you burn down the woods and think you get the best of us?" You move closer to investigate.

"What in the hell?"
Suddenly the reflection comes out and grabs you. You stand in shock.
"Think about it Ash. When you burnt down the woods where else did we have to go but in here? You led us right into your little base. Does that sound like a nice job?"
You break away from him and he comes out from the mirror.
"No! You're not real!" You back away in horror.
"No! You're not real!" He mocks with a grin across his face.

You go for the door but it slams shut in your face. The Evil controls the cabin now. All it's power is directed at the small cabin, and it's pissed off!
All the windows slam shut, all your equipments shuts off, and the fire burns out. You are left in darkness.

Something blows by your leg; you hear a low whistling but you can't see anything.
The fire mystically lights back up and you swivel around the room.
You don't see anything. No deadites, no evil, no parellel you's. But you do hear the same low whistle.

You scan the room and finally look in the corner as your last stick of dynamite stands tall.
The fuse is burnt down to an eyelash of ground zero and it emits its low whistle.

You dive for the dynamite and as the fuse ends.
A large explosion takes off your head immediately and procedes to blow up the rest of the cabin.

Now the cabin and the woods are ablaze!
The evil got the best of you and now that the woods and cabin are burnt down they can move freely across the town, state, country, and planet.

Nice job Ash, you unleashed the evil dead on the entire earth by your quick thinking. You were never one to think things out were you? But most of all

You're Dead!

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