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You have found Elvis' Wonderful World of Cheese. A land where cheese may run free, with no fear of extinction. Please keep your limbs inside your vehicle and take caution! Wandering cheeses have been known to approach visitors. Also, please drive slowly and keep your eyes open - cheese is everywhere. It goes without saying, this site is not recommended for the lactose intolerant.
Proceed at your own risk!
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The Beneficial Rules of Cheez:

  • I reserve the right to call anything cheezy.
  • Things listed as cheezy are, of course, in my opinion only.
  • Cheezy doesn't always equal BAD. Cheezy can also be umm, umm, GOOD.
My cheez authority is self-appointed. I have been fronting cheezy bands (and I mean CHEEZY) for the last 10 years; SUPER CHEEZ, the sultry lounge act "Quattro Formaggio", as well as sub-cheez food products like "Peace O' Cheez" and "Amanda Hugankiss". I feel this experience has given me what I refer to as "cheez sensors", an uncanny ability to sniff out cheez from miles away. If you're wondering why I spell cheez with a "Z", well, because it's just cheezier. My wonderful world of cheez is an all-ages site but honestly, most of the cheez will be too old and moldy to appeal to the young ones.

So put on your leg warmers and travel around Elvis' Wonderful World of Cheez for a cheezy good time! Behold the Power of Cheez!

A page dedicated to all things cheezy!

visit the bouncing cheese room, the only place on the net where you can
to cheese
and even play with it!


TRIBUTE TO JOE STRUMMER
see people who have said
"CHEEZ" for

michelle tricca.
 

My apologies to the toiling cheeses of the world,
I mean no harm.

Why, yes! I do hate the Geocities Pop-up ad, and I'm
so sorry to punish you with it. Guess they have to
pay their rent!
How cheezy it is! Click the X to get rid of it.


view the original cheezy guest book



cheese lovers have visited since February 24, 1999.
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