Colin Mochrie's Quotes

• This is what I have to deal with week after week
• Baldy? What do you mean Baldly? Ahh!!!! When did that happen?
• Once the world belong to me there will be no hairdressers
• As Roger and Heimerstein said 'The hills are alive with the sound of crap'
• Nice Pants!
• Our news tonight NASA sends probe to Uranus people everywhere giggle
• Batman, what will I do with a Wonder Woman costume?
• My third nipple is hard
• Press conference: Colin having Clive's love child
  Ryan: why?
  Colin: this is something that I felt that would benefit generations that came after me. That is why when as it was happening I documented it on film and it will now be shown in many schools
  Greg: is it human?
  Colin: what kind of question is that? It's mostly 90% human
  Greg: may I have a follow-up; does it have a neck?
  Colin: yes
  Phil: are you doing it for the money or was there an emotional attachment?
  Colin: at first I was doing for the money but then there was a strong emotional attachment and a nice hat that came with it
  Ryan: when he was done did he buzz you out?
  Colin: that's rumor been going about, and let me tell you that's a bald-face lie.
  Greg: was it a natural childbirth or was it in a matter of it a manner of his own choosing?
  Colin: it was very painful, and it was in the style of a hoedown
• Colin Mochrie hoedown
  Greg: I love to sing like Colin I really really do,
  I really really really really do,
  and when I sing like Colin it makes have great joy,
  because I *tears hair out*
  Phil: there is a man they call the king of "Whose Line",
  his soul is on fire and his mind if very fine,
  he does a hoedown and very rarely sucks,
  cause he is one talented follicly talented canuck.
  Colin: Everyone having fun there singing all about me,
  let's laugh along with them ha ha ha hee hee,
  it really is amusing can't you all see,
  look at them look at them of me they're making a Mochrie.
  Ryan: you got to love Colin love him to the end,
  I have to admit that he is my best friend,
  I would not lie to you this is no jive,
  Anyway you look at it he still got more hair than Clive.

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