some one wrote this and of course i had to comment on it, so everything that is *(in parenthesis is mine)
1. If someone had gotten their facts straight they
would know that Nsync get kicked and punched like dogs
at Off spring concerts too, but at least we can prove
that BSB can sing with Artist and Album of the year
Awards.
*(What the fuck are you talking about that first part
made no sense. As for Artist/album of the year, yeah
thats only cause people bout the cd cause it makes a
pretty nifty coaster)
2. Rumor has it that BSB were a "put together band",
even if they were they didn't need their mommy's help
to think of a name. To think five grown men can't even
think of a five letter name. How lame.
*(Yeah, its a good thing they did need mommys help,
cause using Lou Pearlmans name is so much better *rolls eyes*)
3. Nick Carter or Justin Timberlake. Nuff said.
*(I agree w/ this mmmmm, Justin)
4. BSB don't have a song where they are protrayed as
lunatics because some girl dumped them.
*(Yeah, BSB just dances by themselves in the rain with
no shirts on. Could that possibly get any gayer?)
5. BSB does not-I repeat-does not have a member that
thinks he's superman.
*(Yes, but Kevin thinks hes JAG!)
6. Hahahaha-we got the album of the year award.
*(Hahahaha-I bought a coaster)
7. Nsync needs some new dancers to teach them tricks
because they keep copying of BSB.
*(N SYNC isnt copying, they are just showing BSB the correct way it is done)
8. Nsync maybe friends, but BSB are "brothers".
*(Thats only cause Brian's moms is Kevin's neice, A.J.'s
dad is his uncle, Howie married his sister, Nick has 3
illegitament kids w/ Kevin's, Brian's and A.J.'s mom)
9. One thing Nsync will never have: Kevin. Yep, you
can't beat the oldest of BSB with his dark and sexy voice.
*(One thing N SYNC will never have: Kevin, oh I'm real upset)
10. Nick Carter: Nice long blond locks;
Justin Timberlake: glow worms and pubis hair.
*(Isnt long blonde locks typically a charaterisic of a girl)
11. BSB: nice boys who have respect for everyone (as
JC says), good morals, always looking to do more for
their fans. Nsync: vain boys who have respect for no
one but themselves, think that having less than 5
girls a night is having high morality, never even looking
at their fans.
*(Uh, ok, well I'm glad you hate N SYNC so much that
you can actually quote JC.)
12. No one can make my gag like Joey.
*(Well if you didn't suck on his dick all the time you
wouldnt have that problem.)
13. Our boys fly on futuristic surf boards. The shows
"they got it going on".
*(I'm drawing a blank on this one)
14. Unlike 'Nsync BSB are actually funny in their
interviews. They are cute with their words. Dazzle us
with their charm and take us away with their voices.
In every Nsync interview Lance gets more deformed
looking. Joey starts wearing more and more superman stuff.
Chris's hair get's even more gross. Justin take more
and more of the stop light from everyone else and JC
is wearing uglier and uglier pants.
*(If you didn't find "Eat, Eat, Eat funny, you got
problems. Cute w/ words..."single and ready to mingle"
uh huh i thought so. "Ah you want a little sugar?"
that is pure charm. Voices what voices? Ive never
heard BSB sing accapella. I'd comment on BSB
interviews but ya know what? Unlike you w/ N SYNC I
dont watch them!)
15. BSB don't need to talk like their hillbilles from
another world. They use correct grammer and politeness
and win everyone's hearts.
*(Youve obviously never heard nick talk)
16. AJ and Howies's abs. Ohmigod! Who can ask for more?
*(I can ask for more! God no, not from AJ and Howie though)
17. Not needing to spank themselves on stage BSB do just find.
*(Thats only cause BSB doesnt have the type of
cooradintation it takes to bendo over and pat their
but at teh same time as they say whoop whoop, They
never could pass the whole rub your tummy pat your
head test)
18. EACH-I repeat-EACH BSB member can play a instrument.
*(Hmmm, JC plays the piano everyone know that. Justin
plays the Bass and acustic giutar. Joey, drums. Chris
guitar and trombone. Lance keyboard. I think that
covers everyone)
19. Nsync trys to cover up their annoyance when Justin
tries to take all the attention: doesn't work; And
Justin fucking Brittney and convincing her to get
breast implants for his benefit: doesn't work; Joey's
obession and sexual love for super man: doesn't work.
Face it you guys are CRAZY!!
*(Yeah they are. At least they dont act like boring old men like bsb!)
20. Nick. The blond cuties. Awww!
(*cough* BLEACH *cough*)
21. BSB doesn't have a member that doesn't wash their
hair. Chris badly needs soap and so doesn Justin.
*(are you sure about that? I do remeber Nick looking
awfully greasy at the VMA's)
22. Chris is not a member of BSB. Thank god for that.
*(yes thank god, otherwise the other members might rub
off on him and Id probably hate him too)
23. If any fans get bored of BSB we can always watch
Brian sleep and never get bored.
*(Yes I bet that is so much more exciting than their
performances. No, I am serious)
24. With BSB you get experience the Millennium. With
Nsync you have to wait forever to experience anything
new.
*(First of the Millennium doesnt start till 2001 so it
was pretty stupid to name the cd that. May not be new
albums but there is always new songs, trashing the
camn, music of my heart, someday somewhere, if only
through heavns eyes)
25. BSB are talented in many ways, but what makes them
most speical is they're song writers. They write
especially for us. On nsync's free time they team up
with a manger and start copying another group because
their not smart enough to make up their own individual
look and style.
*(*cough*Lou Pearlman*cough*NKOTB*cough*)
26. And yet Nync still has to have their mommy's think
of the name for them. Why don't they grow up!?
*(a cow thought of the name backstreet boys)
27. BSB has their fans in one of their videos.
*(So did Limp Bizkit, Who's being original now?)
28. BSB actually has a second album out.
*(Say it with me..... Home for Christmas)
29. All the guys of BSB have whole brains.
*(too bad they only use .0001% of them)
30. AJ doesn't wear a shirt.
*(and you concider that a plus?)
31. Can our boys put on a slammin' show or what?
*(I belive Justin coined the word slammin in the In
the Mix video, I don't think he would approve of you
using in such a foul manner)
32. BSB use proper english. Something that the nsync
hillbilles must learn I see.
*(*cough*NICK*cough*)
33. We have Brian.
*(and you better keep him)
34. They don't rush their next album. They actually
get creative and try not putting the same word (crazy)
in all of their songs.
*(yes they only use the words "backstreets back
alright" in like 6 of their songs
35. BSB is our one desire and they're our light, and
no we don't want nsync back.
*(good cause you can't have them)
36. BSB actually has dedicated and made songs for their fans.
*(too bad the lyrics don't make any sence)
37. Let's see there's Justin or Nick. Dangit I just can't decide.
*(really, its not that hard for me)
38. last time i checked nsync was all white. While BSB
have a mixture and also sing in spanish.
*(Well when Lou PUT them toghether he wanted to have a
person to represent different backgrounds, N SYNC
didn't get that chance since they weren't manufactured)
39. BSB get to dance with chairs and hats. Let's see
Nsync and their small brains try to learn that.
*(Well if they did, you say they copied BSB. Therefore
you are contradicting yourself. besides N SYNC doesnt
need chairs hats of backup dancers to distract the
audience from their terrible dancers, cause you know
what? N SYNC can really dance.)
40. The guys of BSB surf......yeah you know. They surf
above you.
*(The guys of NSYNC sail......yeah you know. They sail
above you. Hmm, lets see who did that first?)
41. Poo foo on you Nsync
*(this is to stupid to comment on)
42. Our boys tour like nothing else. I swear they
never stop. While Nsync is always free. I swear they
have nothing to do.
*(Well maybe if BSB didn't tour so much they would
have more time to do colaberations with more famous
people, oh wait thats right real artists dont want to
do colaborations w/ people they don't respect)
43. Everytime they receive an award they not only thank God they thank us.
*(so does N SYNC and Britney Spears, did you have a point?)
44. They actually win awards, oh that one hurt. Album
and Artist of the year. In you face Nsync.
*(Teen Choice Awards, AMAs, Blockbuster Awards, and in the words of Edwin
McCain..In your face Backstreet boys)
45. It shows why Nsync songs all have the word crazy
in it. Their brains are too small to remember anything
else or write anything else.
*(Same thing w/ "Backstreets back alright)
46. BSB tells us that they'll do anything for us, walk
a thousand miles even. All Nsync will tell you is that
they're stupid because they lost you or you dumped
them.
*(And thats exactly why when they were in the same
city of that dying girl, they went to see her, oh wait
never mind they didn't. in fact they were the first
celebrities to deny soem one their wish since that
administrater had been working there. I hope she had
fun in disney world)
47. We have AJ and Kevin. If that doesn't convince em,
I don't know what will.
*(keep em)
48. BSB have 4 top albums.
*(so did micheal jackson, and hes a freak!)
49. We already have four albums you can't expect them
to make a christmas one too.
*(No i dont, besides Jesus doesnt like crap for his birthday)
50. Dumbasses, Dumdasses, Dumbasses
*(you must be talking about BSB, since you never
specified, its the ony conclusion i could come up
with)
51. They don't have the flow.
*(yes they do it says so in 'here we go' duh!)
52. Yet BSB have more #1 singles then Nsync
(N SYNC has more #1s on trl than BSB)
53. We have As love as you love me, what do you have?
*(well i don't know but at least i know the correct
title to all of N SYNCs songs....ps its as LONG as you
love me)
54. BSB have something to show off under their shirts.
While Nsync is either too skinny or too fat.
*(First of all I don't want to see whats under their
shirts. second of all AJ has a skinny little ass, and
Nick has a big ol' fat one, so I don't know what your
talking bout)
55. Ever heard the one about the 'Nsync fan who jumped
on theairport conveyor belt?... Well, at least their
fans are smart. If they want to be shipped off to some
unknown place with no money and food.
*(how do you know she didn't have any money on her? If
i could get to paris for free id do to!)
56. BSB video's make sense. What was the one in the
mental insitution? That was a good one. At least Nsync
isn't lying about themselves.
*(BSB dancing in the rain singing about a girl does
not make any sense, I mean come on when your watching
that all you can think is that they are flaming
homosexuals why the hell are they singing about a
girl?)
57. You rarely hear about a bad BSB experience.
They're always so sweet and nice. We're always hearing
of Nsync fucking brittney spears.
*(And AJ fucking that girl from innosense.)
58. Nsync only has one color?
*(whats so wrong with that? are you raceist?)
59. Well you have to expect that you'll run into Nsync
if you're dumb enough to jump on a coveyor belt.
*(So what your saying is she succeeded in meeting them
therefore what she did was a good thing)
60. Justin is a man whore.
*(And AJ pimps him off)
61. Joey masterbates in front of a superman poster.
*(Thats only cause its shows wonderwoman giving superman a blow job)
62. Kevin reads SELF HELP BOOKS. Something that
everyone in Nsync expect for Justin needs to do.
*(What the hell do you need self help books for? Sane
people do not read that kinda crap)
63. They bring us on-stage at concerts. (Thank you boys!!)
*(Uh, so does n sync)
64. Nsync are only where they are because BSB opened the doors for them.
*(BSB is only where they are cause Lou Pearlman made them)
65. BSB are good looking all around. Don't get me
started on Chris and LAnce.
*(AJ?? AJ?? you think AJ is good looking? *shudders at the thought*)
66. I wish Nsync would actually do something for a
change. Because I'm tried of Nsync fans complaining
about when their next album is coming out.
*(I wish BSB would learn how to dance and sing then
maybe they could keep their shirts on and people would
still go to the shows)
67. All BSB members have cute little nicknames
*(yes, they are cute.. Nicker the nose
picker....theres nothing wrong w/ being gay AJ....I
used to be a she Howie D....I cant dance but im tryin
Brian....I lick my own cum Richardson... those are
really cute)
68. No BSB member is stupid enough to talk in ebonics
*(except nick of course)
69. Kevin, kevin, kevin.
*(oh god please dont tell me they cloned him and
theres three of them now!)
70. AJ stylish wild hats. Justin wears panty hoes on
his head. What a pig!
*(if those hats are stylin please shoot me)
71. BSB has admitted to everything they listen to and
we just grow to love them more.
*(first of all N SYNC has much better grammar than
you, and there for i cannot comment on this cause i
have no clue what you are saying.)
72. Joey is fat!!! He's not good enough for superman!!!
*(nick is fat! he's not good enough for anyone)
73. BSB are LOYAL to their fans. Always thinking of
them and being considerate. Why don't we hear Justin
take all the attention from his so called "friends"?
*(again very poor grammer, I could much easily make
fun of you if I knew what you were saying)
74. We don't have Lance. i would kill myself if we did
*(right now i wish you did have lance then you would be dead and i wouldn't have read this)
75. We do have Nick Carter
*(and your proud of that?)
76. Maturity wise-BSB don't spank themselves and do
not squirt us with water.
*(see #17 and #19)
77. BSB have talent. What do you have. Five crazy guys that dance?
*(well at least they know how to dance)
78. It's tearin up my heart when I see you. And I wish
we were apart you I do. Because no matter what I do I
feel the pain. Hearing Nsync's damn voice.
*(If you didn't listen to their cd secretly all the time you wouldn't have that problem)
79. AJ, AJ, AJ
*(see #69)
80. BSB opened doors for all the new boy bands and
they should be grateful they're willing to share the
spotlight. Nsync are just a bunch of looney's so when
they tell you "I want you back" just dump them
again and send them to the mental hospital. That's
where they belong!!
*(5 words for ya NEW KIDS ON THE BLOCK!)