DJ:You know what they say. "If life gives you BSB
tickets, go to the concert."
ME: I'm allergic to BSB.
DJ: You know what they say. "If life gives you BSB
tickets, swell up and die."
If life gives you BSB tickets, sell them and buy some
pot.
Imagine sitting at home some evening, minding your own
business, reading a good book when all of a sudden Lou
Pearlman sneaks up behind you and slaps you on the
head with a lawsuit. That'd be just like him too, the
bastard!
ME: Ask me how I know that *NSYNC will be more
successful than BSB.
BSB: How do you know?
ME: **** you, I'm a prophet.
A lesson to be learned from your dog:
Once you urinate on Justin, he's yours forever.(I
know its sick, but funny as hell)
Can God make Lou Pearlman so big that even He can't
move him?
BSB cd's are the pet rock of the 90s. Everyone has
one, and we all think they're cute, but in a few years
we'll look back and be very embarrassed.
Uh, oh. This isn't good. I've seen good before, and
BSB isn't it.
When I die and my life flashes before my eyes like a
movie, I'm gonna pay close attention to the credits so
I can find out who played the part, "Jerk who
scratched my 'Home for the Holidays' cd."
I think deep down, all any of us really wants is to be
accepted, especially by young, attractive *NSYNC
members with plenty of money and an unquenchable
desire for sex.
The dead have risen and they're voting for bsb on TRL!
In a survey of over 500 teenyboppers, when asked if
they would make love to Joey Fatone of *NSYNC, 83
percent of them responded "Never again."
If you sit around all day playing BSB records then you
ARE Satan, and you can stay away from my damn stereo.
N SYNC is proof that God loves us and wants us to be
happy.
I'd like to teach the world to sing in perfect
harmony. Especially BSB.
People are worried about porn on the internet . It's
the endless who's better BSB or *NSYNC threads that
should scare them.
I always get screwed by ticketmaster. That's my place
in the universe. I'm ticketmaster's bitch.
BITCH BE GETTIN' ALL THAT WAY KENTWOOD--
Sources revealed Monday that Britney Spears, a
played-out, certified stank-ass ho from the Kentwood
area, be gettin' all that way. "Britney think she all
that," said Christina Aguleria, 18, a one- time friend
of Spears'. "Well, I got news for you--she ain't."
According to Aguleria, Spears "be all like, 'I'm Miss
Thang,'" when, in fact, "None of the *NSYNC guys
around the way want a piece of that coochie." Justin
Timberlake declined comment on the situation.
The first sign of maturity is the discovery that the
volume knob also turns to the left when BSB is on the
radio.
Sometimes I wonder why I just can't be happy, and then
I realize it's because BSB is on MTV.
My lord that's a pretty ******* good picture of
Justin, I dont know if its worth 25 bucks, but its
pretty ******* good.
Ironic, isn't it? This terrible BSB cd cost me 16
dollars, but if I were to have them killed, I'd be the
one to go to jail. That's democracy for you!
A child can go only so far in life without potty
training. It is not mere coincidence that four of the
the five BSB members were potty- trained, not to
mention nearly half of the nation's entertainment
industry.
Without question, the greatest invention in the
history of mankind is *NSYNC. Oh, I grant you that the
wheel was also a fine invention, but the wheel does
not fit in my cd player or stay on my walls nearly as
well.
BSB couldn't get a clue during the clue mating season
in a field full of horny clues if you smeared your
body with clue musk and did the clue mating dance.
If I could get all the people in my life who have ever
done mean things to me in one room, I wouldn't go in
there because, damn, those are some mean people!
Orlando - The opening act of BSB's new tour,
"Millenium", will be none other than Nick Carter's own
brother. "Aaron Carter did a demo and it was
fantastic," claimed Jive Records. "We had no idea it
belonged to Nick Carter! Honestly!" The kid is 10
years younger than Nick, although he scored slightly
higher on his SAT test.
A big seller this holiday season is Backstreet Boy's
merchandise. Happy birthday, Jesus! Hope you like
crap!
BIOLOGY PROFESSOR: We have learned that mosquitoes are
twice as attracted to the color light blue as to other
colors.
ME:Is that why we always see Justin Timberlake
scratching himself?
To be yourself, in a world that tries, night and day,
to make you just like BSB - is to fight the greatest
battle there ever is to fight, and *NSYNC never stops
fighting.
Yesterday I was a BSB member. Today I'm a BSB member.
Tomorrow I'll probably still be a BSB member. Sigh!
There's so little hope for advancement.
This hardcore ghetto gangster image
Takes a lot of practice
I'm not black like Barry White
No, I am white like Frank Black is
(Hmm, makes me wonder if Justin said this)
Consider the lilies. While you're doing that, I'll be
over here, breaking all your BSB cd's.
Every generation needs its Justin Timberlake.
Did Milk think people would want to buy a drink on the
recommendation of BSB? Couldn't they think of anyone
representative less repulsive? "Hi, I'm Johnny
Thunders, and I'm a dead drug addict. Buy milk!"
How many licks does it take to get to the center of
the JC?
Eating nsync cds is just plain wrong, and no-one
should do it, ever!
When I read about the joys of listening to BSB, I gave
up reading.
If a BSB member sings in a forest and there is no one
to hear him, is he still off key?
A friend of mine gave me a Backstreet Boy's cd. I
listened to it for five hours before I realized it was
skipping.
The Top 5 List's Number 1 Sign That There is BSB hater
at a BSB concert:
Their middle fingers are in the full upright and
locked position.
The Top 5 List's Sign #1 Your Cruise Ship is on Fire:
People are already screaming in terror, and BSB's act
doesn't start for another thirty minutes.
Yes, evil comes in many forms, whether it be BSB or
Joseph Stalin, but you can't let the package hide the
pudding! Evil is just plain bad! You don't cotton to
it. You gotta smack it in the nose with the rolled-up
newspaper of goodness! Bad dog! Bad dog!
If a tree fell and crushed Nick Carter in the forest,
would anyone care?
I saw a BSB video on MTV that urged me to "Do
something!" So I changed the channel.
Look! There! Evil! Pure and simple, total evil from
the Larger Than Life Dimension!