Lessons to be learned

I've learned that no matter how I try to like BSB,
some people are just assholes.

I've learned that it takes years to trust Lou
Pearlman, and only a law suit to destroy it.

I've learned that you can get by on charm for about
fifteen minutes. After that, you'd better look like
Justin Timberlake.

I've learned that you shouldn't compare N SYNC to BSB
-BSB are a lot more fucked up than you think.

I've learned that you can keep puking long after
you're finished watching BSB.

I've learned that we are responsible for what we do,
unless we are celebrities.

I've learned that regardless of how hot and steamy BSB
was at first, the looks fade, and there had better be
a lot of talent to take its place. (unfortunantly there isn't)

I've learned that sometimes when you expect Lou
Pearlman to kick you when you're down, he will.

I've learned that we don't have to ditch BSB, because
their dysfunctions make us feel better about N SYNC

I've learned that no matter how much you try to
protect N SYNC, they will eventually get sued and end
up in the on MTV news.

I've learned that the groups you care most about in
life are taken from you too soon and all the less
important ones just never go away.

I've learned to say "Fuck Backstreet Boys" in 6 languages.

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