Scooby Doo Where are you?
Shaggy’s Jokes-Part 2.
GUEST STARS: Droopy
D, Jossie and the Pussy Cats and the Read Baron.
WRITER: Freddy del Angel Guerrero (c) 2002
SPELL-CHECKER: Alicia B.
SCENE FADES
IN: We see Velma, Shaggy and Scooby on the same stage from Part 1; we hear the
applause of the public.
SHAGGY: Like Thank You, Thank You.
We see Velma and Scooby leaving the Stage and the audience stops applauding.
SHAGGY: And now, our leader Freddy Jones is going to sing for us.
We see Freddy Jones coming in to the stage and suddenly.
VOICE COMING FROM THE AUDIENCE: Hey! If he sings I want my money back.
We hear the Audience laugh and Freddy Jones now looks serious.
SHAGGY: Like I was saying, here's Freddy Jones and the Josie and the
Pussy Cat Band.
We hear the Audience Applause and Shaggy gives the microphone to Freddy Jones.
FREDDY JONES: Thanks Shag.
Shaggy leaves the Stage. -CUT SCENE: We see Shaggy going backstage and in there
he finds Daphne, who has a very angry face.
SHAGGY: (Seems nervous) Oh! Like hi Daphne.
DAPHNE: (Begins to walk towards him very slowly) So I use too much hair
spray, huh?
VELMA: (Looks at Shaggy and Daphne) Oh! (Then turns to look at Scooby)
Shaggy is in trouble!
SCOOBY: (Looks at Velma) Reah.
SHAGGY: (Looks nerves and begins to walk backwards very slowly) Like,
it was was Just a joke Daphne. Can't you take a Joke?
DAPHNE: (Continues walking toward Shaggy with an angry face) Yes.
The question is ... can you take it?
SHAGGY: (Looks nervous) Like I think I hear my Mom calling!
Shaggy runs and disappears from the Scene.
DAPHNE: (Looks angry) HEY! COME BACK HERE.
She begins to follow Shaggy.
VELMA: C'MON DAPHNE IT WAS JUST A JOKE!
SCOOBY: Reah a runny roke (Laughs).
VELMA: (Turns to look at Scooby) Scooby!
Then the camera returns to the Stage with Freddy Jones.
FREDDY JONES: I want to dedicate this song to all my friends that are in
here tonight.
VOICE OF CAMERA: Enough talking and more action.
Suddenly we see Shaggy and Daphne running behind Freddy Jones towards the other
side of the Stage.
DAPHNE: JUST WAIT UNTIL I GET MY HANDS ON YOU.
SHAGGY: HEEEEEEELP!
Shaggy and Daphne disappear in the other side of the stage.
FREDDY JONES: Well there's your action Sr.
We hear the audience laugh.
FREDDY JONES: O.K. this is "Witch Doctor."
The Josie and the Pussy Cat Band begin to play the Witch doctor song and Freddy
Jones begins to sing.
FREDDY JONES: Oh Which Doctor I really need your help.
While Freddy Jones sings, we see Daphne running behind Shaggy in different
parts of the Theater.
Then Shaggy loses Daphne in the chase.
SHAGGY: (Stops running and looks around him) Like where can I hide?
Shaggy turns to look at a door that says "Janitor's closet".
SHAGGY: Like that seems like a good place.
Shaggy opens the door and in side of the Closet there's a ghost, Shaggy doesn't
notice it, he gets inside the closet and closes the door. And then.
SHAGGY'S VOICE BEHIND THE DOOR: ZOINKS!
Shaggy gets out from the closet screaming and he begins to run, but just when
he was just about to make a left turn in one of the hallways he sees Daphne on
the other side of the hallway looking for him.
SHAGGY: Zoinks! (Hides behind the wall and looks at the camera) Like I
think I prefer the ghost.
Shaggy returns to the closet where the ghost is. The ghost tries to scare him.
SHAGGY: Like cut it out Man, nothing can scare me after seeing Daphne
that angry.
The ghost looks toward the camera with a confused face.
DAPHANE: Oh Shaggy... come-out, come-out where ever you are.
Shaggy begins to shake in side the closet, the ghost looks at Shaggy with a
confused face and then he scratches his head.
SHAGGY: (Looks nervous) Like if she finds me I am doomed Man!
The Ghost looks toward the camera with a confused face again.
VOICE OF DAPHNE OUTSIDE THE CLOSET: Well I guess he's not here.
SHAGGY: Like that was sure a close one.
Suddenly Daphne opens the door of the closet and she has a very angry face that
almost makes her look scary.
DAPHNE: AHA! I FOUND YOU.
SHAGGY: (Reacts) ZOINKS!
Shaggy runs and tramples with Daphne, leaving her laying on the ground.
SHAGGY: LIKE HEEEEEEEEELP!
DAPHNE: (Turns to look at Shaggy) YOU ARE NOT GOING TO GET AWAY THAT
EASY.
Suddenly the ghost gets out from the closet and looks at Daphne.
GHOST: (Ghostly Voice) Hey, you are good.
Daphne turns to look at the Ghost.
DAPHNE: (Reacts) JEEPERS!
Daphne stands up from the ground and begins to run.
DAPHNE: SHAGGY WAIT FOR ME!
The Ghost laughs. -CUT SCENE: We return to the Stage with Freddy Jones.
FREDDY JONES: E, HO HA HA, LARATINTUM....HE, HO
HA HA, LARATINTUM, PLEASE HELP ME
TO FIND A CURE, CAUSE...
Suddenly Shaggy enters in to
the Stage and he stumbles on a cable on the ground and falls to the ground.
Suddenly Daphne appears on the stage, stumbles with Shaggy, flies through the
air, and crashes with Freddy Jones
and then they both crash with the Music Band. Shaggy stands up from the
ground and sees Daphne,
Freddy Jones and the Josie and the Pussy Cat Band laying on the ground with all
their instruments
broken. We hear the Audience laugh and then they Applause.
VOICE OFF CAMERA: HEY FRED, YOU SURE KNOW HOW TO BRING THE
HOUSE DOWN (Laughs).
The Audience laughs. Shaggy stands up from the ground and grabs the microphone.
SHAGGY: Like I think that's the end of our show, you have been a great
audience.
We hear the Audience Applause.
SHAGGY: Like just one thing (Looks at the audience) who was saying all
those things to Fred.
VOICE OF CAMERA: I DID.
Shaggy turns to look at the Person that was saying all those things to
Freddy Jones and is the Red Baron.
RED BARON: Don't be surprise; I was the only Villain that was invited to
this party (Laughs).
SHAGGY: (Turns to look at the camera) Like someone put him on the wrong
list Man.
We see Velma and Scooby appearing in the Stage.
VELMA: Are you O.k. Shag?
SCOOBY: Reah are rou O.R?
SHAGGY: Like yeah I am O.k.
VELMA: We thought Daphne got you.
SHAGGY: Like I thought that too but...
Shaggy turns to look at Daphne and Freddy Jones that are laying on the ground
with the Josie and the Pussy Cats Band.
SHAGGY: (Smiles) Now she's resting in a rubber band, get it? rubber..
Band (Laughs).
SCOOBY: (Rolls his eyes) Or roy.
VELMA: Please Shaggy no more bad jokes.
FREDDY JONES: Yeah Shag , enough is enough.
Daphne stands up.
DAPHNE: (Looks at Shaggy) And now I remember what was
I doing
before that ghost appeared.
Daphne begins to walk toward Shaggy.
SHAGGY: Gulp! (Sounds nerves) Like Daphne.
Then Daphne stops walking toward Shaggy and puts a surprised face.
DAPHNE: JEEPERS! DID I SAID GHOST?
ALL THE AUDIENCE IN THE THEATHER: GHOST!!!???
We see the Ghost standing in the right corner of the Stage.
GHOST: (Ghostly Voice) Yes, a Ghost (Laughs).
All the people begin to scream and we see their figures going in all
directions.
FREDDY JONES: (Grabs the microphone) Wait a minute guys there's
something familiar about this ghost.
Freddy Jones walk toward the ghost.
GHOST: (Ghostly Voice) Run, Boohoo.
FREDDY JONES: I don't think so.
Freddy Jones takes the sheet from the ghost and is Droopy. He has very tall
platform shoes, and a very weird gadget with a microphone close to his mouth
and two speakers in his shoulders.
DROOPY: Hello People.
ALL THE GANG AT THE SAME TIME: DROOPY!
FREDDY JONES: What was the big idea of scaring Daphne and Shaggy like
that?
DAPHNE: (Looks angry) Yeah.
VELMA: And what's the idea of interfering with our show?
DROOPY: Well I haven't made an appearance in a while so the Hanna
Barbera producers
tell me that I can play the part of the ghost.
VELMA: Play the part of the ghost, but that's silly.
FREDDY JONES: Yeah, today our show wasn't going to be about solving
Mysteries.
DROOPY: I know but the Producers don't want to end the tradition,
there always has to be a mystery to solve.
ALL THE GANG AT THE SAME TIME: Oh C'mon, I can't believe this.
DAPHNE: (Looks at Droopy with an angry face) Well just be thankful that
I am not
going to hit you, you gave me a big scare back there. And you ruined
my hairdo.
DROOPY: Sorry.
DAPHNE: Now about Shaggy (Looks around) Hey where's Shaggy?
All the gang looks around.
VELMA: And Scooby too?
-CUT SCENE: We see Shaggy and Scooby iin a 1965 Mustang.
SHAGGY: (Looks at the camera) Like very groovy getaway, uh?
SCOOBY: (Laughs) Reah..
Shaggy turns the car on and we see the car leaving the Scene.
SCOOBY'S VOICE OFF CAMERA: SCOOBY DOOBY DOOOOOOO.
We see the car disappear in the distance of the Street. Then we see Alexandra
from Josie and the Pussy Cat appeared in the left side of the Screen.
ALEXANDRA: (Looks toward the camera with an angry face) Hey, whose idea
was to give Shaggy a car to escape?
Then we see Droopy appearing in the right side of the Screen and Alexandra
turns to look at him.
DROOPY: Well the Hanna Barbera producers.
ALEXANDRA: (Looks serious) Don't tell me, they also thought that the
story needed some action too, right?
DROOPY: (Looks like he's thinking and then) Yes that's the reason.
ALEXANDRA: Oh brother.
DROOPY: And what are you doing in here? You were not part of this story.
ALEXANDRA: No, but where Alan and the Pussy Cats go I go too.
Droopy turns to look toward the camera with a very silly look on his face.
DROOPY: Oh... well... see you later people.
ALEXANDRA: See you later?
Alexandra turns to look at the camera with a surprise face; the Frame of the
Screen begins to close.
ALEXANDRA: No wait, what happened with the party? And am I going to get
a date with Alan?
Alexandra tries to stop the Screen's Frame from closing.
ALEXANDRA: (Looks angry) THIS IS NOT FAIR!
The Screen's frame closes. Then we see a title appear in the center of the
screen that says " The End ?????? ".
And finally we hear Alexandra's voice off camera.
ALEXANDRA'S VOICE OFF CAMERA: Don't you just hate it when they end the
Movie like that?
DROOPY'S VOICE OFF CAMERA: Not me.
ALEXANDRA'S VOICE OFF CAMERA: Oh, Shut up!
Then we begin to see the Titles of the Movie while we hear the song of Scooby
Doo in a Mix version.
THE END.