The Theme Song

aaaa aaa aaa aaaahhhhhhhh (beginning sigh)

What ever happened to predictability?
the milkman, the paper boy.. evening tv.?
How did i get to living here..? somebody tell me please! This old world's confusing me. With clouds as mean as you've ever seen and a bird that knows your tune. Then a little voice inside you whispers
"Please dont sell your dreams so soon!"
(chorus)
Everywhere you look
Everywhere you go
Theres a heart (theres a heart)
A hand to hold onto
Everywhere you look
Everywhere you go
Theres a face of somebody who needs you
When youre lost out there and youre all alone, a light is waiting to carry you home.
Every where you look!
CHIP A DEE BA BA DOW!

Sometimes the theme is broken down pretty short.. when that happens, this line is added...

What ever happened to predictability? The milkman, the paperboy.. evening t.v?
You miss you're old familier friends.. waiting just around the bend!
(goes to chorus)

Common Misinterpretations

"What ever happened to the gift of dentistry?"

"With clouds as mean as you've ever seen and a world that knows you're through"

"The milkman, the paperboy, even a t.v!"

"When you're lost out there and you're all alone, daddy is waiting to carry you home"

".............. a lion is waiting to carry you home!"

Have Mercy!

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