"Bordello" version:
TROLLOPS:
Joxer the Mighty,
Master of virility,
Every woman wants him
Je's so sexy it's a sin
If you want a special tryst
He's the man you can't resist
By every measure he's a prize
JOXER:
Just check out my shoe size!
Ha-ha!
TROLLOPS:
Joxer the Mighty,
Captain of debauchery,
Never seems to get enough
Of our tantalizing stuff
If you need some company,
With Joxer there's a guarantee
JOXER:
Of the highest potency!
TROLLOP:
Heck, I'd even work for free!
LEAH:
Take your filthy hands off me!
ALL:
He's Joxer—
Joxer the Mighty!
JOXER THE MIGHTY: Deja Vu all over again
Annie's version:
Annie, Banannie
She kicks fanny!
Dangerous with sword and knife,
Learned her skills in that past life!
Never will you outfox her,
She's as good as old Joxer!
I'm Annie, I'm Annie the Mighty!
WHAT DO I DO NOW
I went and let the bad guys win
Look what they did to you
I thought I was a warrior
Still I failed somehow
So tell me, what do I do now?
I thought if I did my best
I’d never make mistakes
I’d always win a battle
No matter what it takes
I’d keep my friends from danger
That’s my sacred vow
So tell me, what do I do now?
Hear me silver sister moon
Shining in the blue
Had I wings to fly away
I would fly to you
But that’s not what warriors do
Maybe there’s more to being human
Than acting braving and strong
Maybe it is listening to your heart
And knowing when you’re wrong
It’s keeping the faith and trusting
You’ll come thru somehow
And maybe that’s what I’ll do now
I believe we’ll come thru me and you
That’s what we’ll do now
LYRICS TO BACCHAE RAP
Women yell, laugh
Gabrielle: I'll be right back
Joxer: Gabrielle?
Gabrielle: Stay here.
The moon is up and there's a chill tonight
Come on and dance away the growing fright
Wave your hands in the air like you just don't care
Want to get with the rhythm to the morning light
I used to think that I liked being all alone
But now I'm feeling kind of warm like its nice to be
Should've know better than to want to be alone
But the beat is so strong, I got to take it on
Group of singers:
Come on, come on do it with me now,
come on, come on, do it with me now,
come on, come on, do it
Another solo singer:
[If you want my love, you got to dring the blood]
I want to dance with you I want you right next to me
I want your soul, and I'll give you what you need to be
Feel the music - sniff your hair
I'll keep you warm against the cold night air
Just one kiss is what you need right now
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Just one kiss and I will show you how
Just one kiss is what you need tonight
To go dancing with the devil by the pale moonlight
come on, come on, do it with me now,
come on, come on, do it with me now,
come on, come on, do it,
If you want my love, you got to drink the blood
come on, come on, do it with me now,
come on, come on, do it with me now,
come on, come on, do it,
If you want my love, you got to drink the blood
XENA’S LULLABY
Hush now my little one,
Please don't you cry,
Lay your head down,
On my shoulder and sigh
Sun's gone away,
Momma will pray,
Silence will keep
All the while you're asleep.